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OctopusKurwa to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

When Lemmy.world and Lemmy.ml go down

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OctopusKurwa to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    Lebenslanger Schicksalschatz. Only thing I know in German. Not sure if anyone’s gonna get the reference.

    • @[email protected]
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      How I met your Mother? Yeah that… word…? Sentence…? Almost makes no sense in german lmao

      • @[email protected]
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        Lmao thanks for the insight.

  • Resol van Lemmy
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    Germany itself is federated. Coincidence?

    I wonder why the Russians aren’t here. They sure like being federated too, innit?

    • @[email protected]
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      We’re here, komrad

    • @[email protected]
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      How does it work?

      • Resol van Lemmy
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        In Russia’s case, I’m pretty sure it’s a bunch of republics within the country that technically govern each other but aren’t sovereign, I can see where that came from since the USSR was literally just a bunch of self governing republics uniting under the common goal of socialism (it’s in the name). Hence why Russia calls itself today the Russian Federation.

        As for Germany, well… Federated Republic of Germany. I’d assume its regions are very similarly self governing, they just don’t call themselves republics here.

        There’s the Swiss Confederation. Not sure what the “con-” prefix means.

        • Yeather
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          For Germany, the Federated part came from the three Allied zones that came together to form West Germany. Each zone would check and govern each other but weren’t sovereign. Then East Germany was added to form the Germany we know today.

          With Switzerland, Confederation means each part of the country came together voluntarily. Membership in a confederation is voluntary while not necessarily so in a federation.

          To explain it easier for an American, the thirteen colonies came together in a confederation during the revolutionary war, united under specific circumstances but still separate. Once the constitution passed and the USA was officially formed the states switched from a Confederation to a Federation. This is also why the Confederacy is the Confederacy, the states voluntarily banded together to revolt against the Union.

          • Resol van Lemmy
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            0•2 years ago

            Thanks for explaining things in a way I never could.

  • TotallyNotSpez
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    10•2 years ago

    Ich bin kein Berliner!

    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 years ago

      Das heißt Pfannkuchen

      • TotallyNotSpez
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        2 years ago

        Ich bin Pfannkuchen Berliner!

  • @[email protected]
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    37•2 years ago

    Haben Sie die richtigen Dokumente für den Beitrag eingereicht?

    • @[email protected]
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      10•2 years ago

      Ihnen fehlt leider der Passierschein A38. Besorgen Sie diesen bitte und machen Sie einen neuen Termin, frühstens jedoch in 6-8 Monaten.

  • @[email protected]
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    Fahrvergnügen

    Da Da Da Ich lieb dich nicht du liebst mich nicht

  • @[email protected]
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    19•2 years ago

    UND KEINE EIER!

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      8•2 years ago

  • @[email protected]
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    15•2 years ago

    Ja, OP. Wenn Lemmy untergeht, werden wir alle Deutsche.

  • molave
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    2 years ago

    Du törichter Narr! Die Deutsche Sprache ist die beste der Welt!

    • @[email protected]
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      Jaja, dat zeggen de Fransen ook, maar er kan er toch maar één de beste zijn!

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      7•2 years ago

      Als Repräsentant und Oberregierungsamtsdirektor der Bundesrepublik Deutschland musst du die fehlerfreien und notwendigen Rechtschreib- und Grammatikprüfungsnachweise nach WebMrktngO §§42 Abs. 1 Satz 3 ff. bei öffentlichen Stellungnahmen im weltweiten Netz beachten. Fordern Sie Diese im Bundesamt für Netzauftritt via Zentraldurchwahl an. Servicezeiten: Dienstag 07:00 - 09:00 Uhr.

  • WhiteHotaru
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    5•2 years ago

    Und nicht nur dann! 👋

  • @[email protected]
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    17•2 years ago

    Ich sehe hier kein Problem…

    Sprich Deutsch!

    • @[email protected]
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      Du

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        Juan

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    14•2 years ago

    Es ist besser für meine deutsche als duolingo

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      Viel Glück mit den Fällen

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    Sheisse…

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  • @[email protected]
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    46•2 years ago

    SPRICH DEUTSCH

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      DU

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        HURENSOHN

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        DU HAST

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      DU

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        DU HAST

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          VOLKSWAGEN ADIDAS

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          DU HAST MICH

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            DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT

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              DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT UND ICH HAB NICHTS GESAGT

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                unta blinky blinka flarben
                something something mish geflarpen
                ahhhhh
                NEIN

                • @[email protected]
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                  Rammstein made an English version too, actually!

                  Note that the German words for second person “have” (hast) and “hate” (hasst) are near-identical homophones, so when forced to choose between a literal translation or keeping the intentional secondary aspect in, they opted for the latter

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                Dass dem Typ immer noch ne Plattform gegeben wird

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            DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT, DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT

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            DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT

        • Semmelstulle
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          Duhastaufdeinemkokaturndeinegeistigbehinderteschwestergefickt - K.I.Z

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        SOHN

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          DADDY

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          EINER

          • Norgur
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            DONAUDAMPFSCHIFFAHRTSKAPITÄNSMÜTZENHALTERPROJEKTLEITUNGSASSISTENTIN

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              DONAUDAMPFSCHIFFAHRTSKAPITÄNSMÜTZENHALTERPROJEKTLEITUNGSASSISTENTINNENDONAUDAMPFSCHIFFRUNDFAHRTSTICKET

              • Vidar
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                DONAUDAMPFSCHIFFAHRTSKAPITÄNSMÜTZENHAL TERPROJEKTLEITUNGSASSISTENTINNENDONAUDA MPFSCHIFFRUNDFAHRTSTICKETGEBÜHRENVERORDNUNG

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                  DONAUDAMPFSCHIFFAHRTSKAPITÄNSMÜTZENHALTERPROJEKTLEITUNGSASSISTENTINNENDONAUDAMPFSCHIFFRUNDFAHRTSTICKETGEBÜHRENVERORDNUNGSAKTUALISIERUNGSDATUMSTEMPEL

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        ICH BIN WIE

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    108•2 years ago

    Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

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