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JohnWorks to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

His true endgame

sh.itjust.works

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His true endgame

sh.itjust.works

JohnWorks to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    And to think some of us fuckers here didn’t want the God-King to federate with us. You all will be first against the wall when Emperor Zuck - rightfully - ascends to the throne.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•1 year ago

    Still better than another Trump presidency

    • Darth_Mew
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      1•1 year ago

      wipe that cheetoh dust off your chin my guy

  • @[email protected]
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    16•1 year ago

    Now let’s see a generated image of Data riding in a solid gold hovercraft scattering pennies as he goes by.

    • @[email protected]
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      1 year ago

      https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1162773924724097115/1197729949969293432/pixelscience_Mark_Zuckerberg_riding_in_a_solid_gold_hovercraft__a65e6d16-d49d-461f-b61b-a2e87863c07c.png

      https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1162773924724097115/1197730421195153498/pixelscience_Mark_Zuckerberg_riding_in_a_solid_gold_hovercraft__e7ded473-f436-4d46-b333-8b4ebf4bfd0d.png

      • RBG
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        5•1 year ago

        Fake, he is laughing on some of them.

      • @[email protected]
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        15•1 year ago

        I like how it decided that hovercraft should always be on the ground

        • VieuxQueb
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          8•1 year ago

          I mean, it’s solid gold. Won’t go to high off the ground easily!

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        chefs kiss

      • Zagorath
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        20•1 year ago

        How did the AI decide to ignore the skirt that literally every real hovercraft (and therefore, one would presume, source image of a hovercraft) has to trap the air below it?

        • @[email protected]
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          10•1 year ago

          To make room for the pennies

        • @[email protected]
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          3•1 year ago

          I also don’t see any eels in it.

          • Zagorath
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            1•1 year ago

            Sorry I don’t get the reference here.

            • @[email protected]
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              2•1 year ago

              It’s a Monty Python sketch

            • @[email protected]
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              1•1 year ago

              I will not buy this record. It is scratched.

          • Emptiness
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            1•1 year ago

            Drop your panties sir William I cannot wait 'til lunchtime!

        • @[email protected]
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          7•1 year ago

          You think Zuck would care about some old hoovering technology?

          Nah, as a techbro, he would buy some scifi hovercraft tech

      • @[email protected]
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        8•1 year ago

        That is actually impressive

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        Fourth panel of first pic has him in Mexico

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        Yhe bitcoin logo 😄

  • @[email protected]
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    28•1 year ago

    His honesty is refreshing

  • @[email protected]
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    59•1 year ago

    They’ve never seen a lizard-person driving a solid gold hovercraft before…

    • AnonTwo
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      29•1 year ago

      For some reason that made me think that if aliens ever wanted to take over the earth, they just have to become CEOs. Nobody would be able to tell the difference.

      • Sneezycat
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        20•1 year ago

        Isn’t that the whole point of the lizard people conspiracy? That lizard aliens are controlling us by silently sitting in positions of power (CEOs/rich people/politicians).

        • Darth_Mew
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          2•1 year ago

          too many ancient civvies speak on reptiles/naga for it to be not rooted in some truth. wool has been pulled over modern humans eyes for sure

        • @[email protected]
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          11•1 year ago

          They live! Here, put on these sunglasses.

          • @[email protected]
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            4•1 year ago

            You know what? I’ll save us all some time and just put them on

  • Sentient Loom
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    22•1 year ago

    Are there any of those pennies left? I want some.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      All that’s left is the ass-pennies, might want to reconsider

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        A classic, but one that I REALLY want to forget

    • HonkyTonkWoman
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      13•1 year ago

      Bezos & Musk came along with some superglue shortly after.

      I believe there’s still roughly $7.66 out there, but bring a scraper.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    He’s made of the shed skins of molted lizards

    • Darth_Mew
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      1•1 year ago

      “when I was human, I mean I’m still human” what a goofball that marky mark is

  • ANON
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    3•1 year ago

    I wouldn’t be suprised if zuck said that guy is so deraneged from real world

  • @[email protected]
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    13•1 year ago

    Zuck didn’t write that though.

    It is too human.

  • @[email protected]
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    20•1 year ago

    Am I the only person who was confused because I read penises instead of pennies the first time?

    I wonder what Freud would say about this.

    • @[email protected]
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      13•1 year ago

      the only cure is fucking your mother and killing your father

  • @[email protected]
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    13•1 year ago

    Wait what? His hovercraft isn’t made from diamonds? What a peasant.

    • @[email protected]
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      11•1 year ago

      Diamond hovercraft is almost indestructible, so it’s boring. Golden one is very soft and is single use. You don’t even charge it, just buy a new one.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      And not full of eels?!

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    1 year ago

    With the social network he owns polarising society, he might well get to enjoy these ‘animals’ ‘tear each other apart’

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