it didn’t come out in my adult life, but I’m really young so I get a pass.

Cars 2

a dope ass Pixar spy movie with Lightning motherfucking McQueen.

in this case I’m literally going"all of you are wrong" but IT’S FIREEEE

Small Soldiers (1998) - got 49% Loved this film when I was a kid and I still do.

Fired Up. Sitting at 24 percent from critics.

Was it as good as Not Another Teen Movie? No, probably not. But it still had some hilarious moments and lines. I especially enjoyed the long running jokes they kept sneaking in throughout the movie.

Hook with it’s 29% tomatometer rating. Dustin Hoffman—sexual misconduct allegations aside—fucking nailed it as Hook, and I think the general concept of an adult Peter Pan returning was pretty cool. Also, who doesn’t love Robin Williams? It was a movie I loved in my childhood so I am absolutely biased, but 29% seems absurd. I still find the “Don’t try to stop me, Smee” scene hilarious to this day.

The Matrix 4. Could’ve been better if it wasn’t missing 50% of the directing talent, but it’s still a worthy sequel.

I personally like Doom (2015). I understand the hate but I got a special edition dvd

I’m cheating a bit with a 1994 movie, but I genuinely enjoy watching Wagons East! It has 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, but I like it. I’m probably the exact target audience: I like westerns, and I like movies that make fun of them.

Hidalgo. It’s nothing special but it’s a fun story. I don’t know how I ended up with the DVD but for a few years it was my go to sick day movie. Its probably been over a decade since I last saw it, it might not hold up.

Season of the witch

I humbly submit First Monday in October.

Genuinely good writing, good discussion about political and legal base principles, censorship, government interference in economic matters, and doesn’t characterise either (american political) side as evil.

It’s also kinda funny that the movie came out just about at the same time as Ruth Bader-Ginsburg was appointed to the supreme court (without being inspired by it), considering the main characters are pretty much gender swapped Ginsburg and Scalia.

Fast X - 57% Momoa is a DELIGHT.
Quantumania - 46% Shame about the Kang problem.
Bullet Train - 54% - You shut your whore mouth!
Uncharted - 40% - Better than it has any right being.
The King’s Man - 41% digging the spy comedy but not spy parody genre.

I would have put Shazam and Black Adam, they were enjoyable enough, but the Skittles product placement in Shazam killed it for me, and Black Adam has that whole final act that’s completely un-necessary.

Sorted by rotten and newest, some of these justapositions are just hilarious to me. “Into the Deep” and “Out of the Blue” side by side? That’s intentional, right?

WTF is with this movie poster? I kind of want to see it now. Description reminds me of Dead Calm with Sam Neill, Nicole Kidman and Billy Zane.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt15208692/mediaviewer/rm1511980289/?ref_=tt_ov_i

Holy crap, there’s a live action Asterix and Obelisk? And what appears to be the worst iteration of Marmaduke ever invented.

Sad to see so many crappy movies with Bruce Willis. I know they were trying to pad the bank account while they could, but it still seems borderline abusive. :(

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. I absolutely adore the movie, but I’m actually content it didn’t get all the recognition I think it deserves. The entire vibe of the movie is one of contentment; no need to force higher achievements.

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts is a victim of critc snobbery of shich I used to subscribe to when they all came out.

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.

57% on RT but its probably one of my favourite Wes Anderson films.

Rat Race is 45% and I don’t know why. Audience score is 64%.