Ok, who’s next in line and how many of these fuckers have to go before we end up with a severely disabled child emperor ruling through an all-powerful caste of eunuch beurocrats?
Please, a child king in the modern world would be so fucking funny
If this is an aggressive form of cancer, he could end up with the third shortest reign of any English monarch. One for the record books!
break out the head of lettuce!
Lady Jane Grey speed run
ahahahahahahahaHope he dies
yes we already know he’s married to the queen
Well that was quick
Hopefully it’s long and painful
skill issue, just use chinese zodiak signs
worked for steve jobs. makes me think this boomer fuck has something nasty: pancreatic cancer or some shit
Well it is the Year of the Dragon…balls.
Oh fuck my wish came true. I’m sorry everyone I wasted my birthday wish on just one of them :(
It’s okay comrade, at least you managed to (hopefully) compromise one of them to a permanent end
Just something to keep in mind for next year
So there is a small part of him that’s good after all.
Small and growing!
Wasn’t prepared for another royal drop on bbc radio so soon, but i’m here for it.
Guy who spent his entire life encouraging Parliament to defund the NHS: “Oops”.
He doesn’t need public healthcare
He’s ready to try his luck on an entirely untested and unvetted medical hypothesis as remedy?
Sure. I guess it didn’t work for Steve Jobs, but maybe he just didn’t want it badly enough.
The man can afford the most state of the art advanced private healthcare on Earth and he can afford them to make a hospital wing in one of his twenty estates so he doesn’t even need to leave home.
Not sure why you brought up jobs homeopathy at all. Rich people can easily afford advanced medical care. Why are you acting like they can’t?
He has a mountain of cash, but he can’t do a coronation without riding over potholes stuffed with sand.
It’s not enough to simply have the money to buy things when you live in a place where things aren’t.
I assure you he will have no issue finding private healthcare contractors to serve him at his home. He is not only obscenely rich, he’s the fucking King. He could import them from Denmark or Costa Rica if he wanted to. This is a service that even the moderately rich (millionaires) can afford, the King of England is several orders of magnitude more resourced.
he will have no issue finding private healthcare contractors to serve him at his home
He’ll have the cream of the crap, to be sure.
But, again, look at how guys like Steve Jobs and Herman Cain - people who died of preventable / treatable illnesses because they surrounded themselves with quacks and stuffed their brains with bullshit.
This is a service that even the moderately rich (millionaires) can afford
If health care was all I cared about, I would rather be a middle class schlub in Cuba or Spain than a millionaire in the UK right now.
the rich in capitalist core nations get better healthcare than the average person in any socialist nation. you need a reality check
Further proof that Comrade Truss hit him with the cancer gun. Keep Truss’ing the plan!
Comrade Cancer:
Oh what’s the matter did someone’s inbred genes do a whoospie daisy? Oh no
In the tumultuous theocratic monarchy of the United Kingdom, an island nation marked by instability and recent shifts in leadership, Buckingham Palace has disclosed that King Charles III is battling cancer. This development adds to the nation’s ongoing leadership crisis, intensified by the recent passing of Queen Elizabeth II. The type of cancer remains undisclosed, casting a veil of secrecy over the king’s health and highlighting concerns about transparency. At 75, Charles’s withdrawal from public duties to undergo treatment underscores the fragile state of the regime. Amidst regular treatments and vows to return to duty, this episode exposes the deepening cracks within a monarchy struggling to uphold its ancient aristocratic traditions against the backdrop of its decline from a global powerhouse to a state grappling with internal strife and a succession of ephemeral leaders.
