I don’t really care about the stupid “classified documents stuff”, I just think that it is funny that POTUS will not be charged because he is too cognitively impaired.
“He did not remember when he was vice president” is also funny. My son died and I was the Democratic VP was Biden’s main pitch to the Dem primary electorate lmao.
https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1755686479345471962
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GF1zJJtWQAApS5z?format=png&name=900x900
Some @ sign moron is going to come in here and split hairs over how the document doesn’t literally cite dementia therefore we’re a bunch of lying Trump loving MAGA extremists.
Seems we don’t really have those anymore? .ee defed did a number on the drive-by lib population.
Bit idea: call out the “biden or bust” freaks for rampant elder abuse and that Joe should be able to “retire with dignity”
This was a bit idea we bandied about in 2020.
The bit being old just adds a layer.
Voting for Biden’s second term solely because it’s the funniest possible outcome
Since I got less skin the game (don’t live in the US), the funniest outcome for me would be trump being convicted, elected, and then pardoning himself.
I feel like the liberal population would implode
This is the funniest outcome!!! I want to see the libs collectively explode and follow that up by doing nothing except “epic owns” like “dae le cheeto da white house”
Did you know that he SUCKS DICKS like HOMOSEXUAL VLAD PUTIN???
Naildd it. Give me a late night comedy show.
that John Oliver show?
I’m holding out hope that he gets convicted in some state (Georgia, probably) and then can’t pardon himself so he has to serve out his term from a jail cell. that would be the absolute funniest outcome and so on brand for the US.
Then on the eve of the State of the Union address he loses his zoom privileges by posting a death threat on TruthSocial.
He will build his own gaudy prison for him and his cabinet ala Pablo Escobar
pleeeease give this to me
he would pardon himself anyway and get away with it and nothing would happen
At most three months down the line some ex cops will sneak him out in a storage box like el chapo
Holy shit, give me a buddy cop sitcom about cops trying to sneak him out with different hilarious methods every week.
Hogan’s Heroes but it’s pigs trying to sneak Trump out past their coworkers in various disguises
The union splits when soldiers fight Trump out of prison and the libs kneel in congress before shuffling out slowly.
I mean, the military invading Georgia to break him out of jail would be pretty lit, all on it’s own
I thought that would stop him of being electable. If I misunderstood then you are right, it would be the funniest outcome
Eugene V Debs famously ran while incarcerated.
there’s a technicality that you can’t hold federal office if you’ve done an insurrection, which is what the libs are furiously gesturing at. but they fundamentally misunderstand power. the supreme court can and will throw at that statute if it ever comes up in a case and it benefits them. but no state convictions or even lesser federal ones stop someone from taking power, once elected.
USian federalism is weird. we elect a king every 4 years but his lords can throw him in jail and keep him there, while the priests deify his reign.
On the one hand he probably has dementia, on the other hand I can relate to everything before 2020 being a big timeless blob. Beau died in the before time, when exactly? Who can say
This whole election is elder abuse.
what the FUCK
he forgot his SON DIED AND HE’S PRESIDENT?
I knew he was mush, but I figured his son dying would at least still be there, I actually kind of feel bad hearing this, he should have been executed long before he got to this terrible state being manipulated this way
It’s more than Joever. We have reached Joeblivion.
Enter The Joid
Avoid the Joid
can’t believe we don’t have a “Joekerfied” emoji. We need this guy in joker makeup stat
Oblivion npcs are more coherent than joe brandon
Despite abundant differences between the cases, Trump immediately seized on the special counsel report to portray himself as a victim of a “two-tiered system of justice.”
Let’s see what the differences are
Yet even as Hur found evidence that Biden willfully held onto and shared with a ghostwriter highly classified information, the special counsel devoted much of his report to explaining why he did not believe the evidence met the standard for criminal charges, including a high probability that the Justice Department would not be able to prove Biden’s intent beyond a reasonable doubt, citing among other things an advanced age that they said made him forgetful and the possibility of “innocent explanations” for the records that they could not refute.
“I did not share classified information,” Biden insisted. “I did not share it with my ghostwriter.” He added he wasn’t aware how the boxes containing classified documents ended up in his garage.
The investigation into Biden is separate from special counsel Jack Smith’s inquiry into the handling of classified documents by Trump after Trump left the White House. Smith’s team has charged Trump with illegally retaining top secret records at his Mar-a-Lago home and then obstructing government efforts to get them back. Trump has said he did nothing wrong.
Hur, in his report, said there were “several material distinctions” between the Trump and Biden cases, noting that Trump refused to return classified documents to the government and allegedly obstructed the investigation, while Biden willfully handed them over.
So they already know he shared highly classified info with a ghostwriter lol. But it’s very different because he handed the material over.
Yet, prosecutors say, he kept notebooks containing classified information in unlocked drawers at home.
Biden kept classified documents in a garage and unlocked drawers. Trump kept them in his bathroom. Truly the most intelligent and capable candidates to lead this country
If elected president, I promise to google how to make sure my 12 tiered “do not open” subfolder labyrinth is hidden from search functions and requires 3 passwords in order to access classified documents
I’m going to use the opening credits of Get Smart
The Democrats not being found culpable for war crimes they’re committing: “It’s this crazy loophole in the system that the wrong political party discovered.”
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the magic part is the unremitting system of extreme violence keeping the labor price of the global south as low as possible. material conditions are “good enough” pretty much for that reason alone. the other reason is the number and quality of guns and cameras pointed inwards.
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I’d bet money on it… if money mattered after the collapse of human civilization.
Too much propaganda has rotted the mind of the average Westerner, especially those from ex-Soviet and ex-Warsaw pact countries.
something’s coming but it’s not gonna be coming out of the USA, at least not from the parts with electricity
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it’s going to be the people outside the walls
Uphold Marxist-Kacynskist thought
We’ve still got 99 flavors of bread and all the circuses you could want. It’s definitely going to have to get worse.
It’s so funny that this was supposed to be a victory lap for Biden not being charged, and then these juicy details come out.
If they have a debate I just want trump to keep asking Biden to draw a clock and say nothing else until he attempts to draw a clock
From now on instead of debates it’s just a clock drawing competition and the voters decide who drew the best clock.
As shit as the world is I am constantly entertained
Four more years! Four more years!
:junior-soprano:
Not my problem
