There are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I’m pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.
blind people exist.
blind people use computers.
Maybe she’s using accessibility tools to yogacode
Yonicasting
I’m too fat
Physics. Light won’t pass through my body.
That’s what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for
I don’t think she see much of the ceiling if anything either.
I can’t code for shit.
My dick
Lack of stupidity
The Health and Safety Executives’ “working with display screen equipment” guide mainly.
I can’t afford a Mac
Web devs in 2024 be like
Backend developer.
My bones.
Every muscle in my body
Sorry, I do not take inspiration from staring at my anus while coding. That just means they are shitcoding.
i have a desktop computer :(
Move the keyboard to the floor
The lack of an external monitor to hang to the ceiling
I don’t have a dick-sucking spine. Believe me, i’ve tried.
i’ve tried
A grave matter of concern, one that is greater than US national security concerns.
