WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO PUBLISH MY LIFE?
this thread needs this apparently
I think it’s worth noting that Pegasus and Cerberus are proper names of individual creatures, not species.
Are there names for “winged-horses” and “three-headed dogs” in general?
Don’t think so, which is probably why they are sometimes used as common nouns even though they’re technically proper nouns.
In your picture the Minotaur has hooves.
a mythical creature portrayed during classical antiquity with the head and tail of a bull and the body of a man
You either have to accept (by your definition) a Hoove or by wikipedia at least a Tail. Shown in many wiki pictures.
(Judged by the second picture, apparently also a very tiny dick)
I read this as pairings:
- Phoenix and the Gorgon are an item
- The Pegasus is pegging the Minetaur
- …
I mean… I wouldn’t say no to the second one 😏
Alternativ you’d be a seahorse
I prefer mermotaur.
Sounds like a heart condition.
The only human part of a minotaur is the arms/torso, right? He still will have hooves and a tail.
EDIT: Wikipedia:
with the head and tail of a bull and the body of a man
Like many people in this thread, you’re thinking of a centaur.Edit: I stand corrected. It seems a Minotaur is not a simple top-half/bottom-half split. It’s more like the body and arms of a human, with the head, tail, and feet of a bull.
No, I do not. Did you google-image centaur and minotaur? Because the results are clear there. What is it you think coming out of his ass?
Wikipedia says:
a mythical creature portrayed during classical antiquity with the head and tail of a bull and the body of a man
Or use google-images. Judged by these pictures 95% even have hooves.
I… don’t mind that. Nyaaah uwu
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And your offspring are just fish and horses
Fish and bulls*.
The horse one is Centaur, and that has the same human half as mermaids. Maybe it would be able to make a being with the torso of a man, front legs of a horse and a mermaid tail sticking out the back.
A Meritaur!
Pretty sure that’s Jason Momoa’s IRL backstory, though. ☝🏼
what if one day you wanna be trans, what would you wanna turn into?
This is so epic
Nuke that damn thing from orbit.
Oh you might look like ‘just a guy’, but your preternatural skill with mazes and singing voice that leads people to risk their lives to hear better would be a dead giveaway that you were not so ordinary.
The Minotaur was more about being effective at killing people in a maze. If he was good at mazes, he probably would have left.
I would say the image OP meant a centaur and not a minotaur. But then the other way around would be a hippocampus!
No they’re saying the human half of a minotaur (from the waist down) and the human half of a merfolk (from the waist up).
Centaurs don’t have horse heads, so they can’t make a water horse.
The issue is that the bottom half of a minotaur is just the hind quarters of a bull. But you are right that centaurs miss the horse head too
The Minotaur just had a bull’s head, and sometimes a tail. Everything else was human. We usually imagine the shoulders as broad and bull-like too but the Greeks just went with bull’s head (and sometimes tail, but just the tail, like when anime furries make cat girls. Yes I said it)
https://www.greekmyths-greekmythology.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/theseus-minotaur.jpg
Is this what mermaids look like to you?
Hot
Obligatory Ricky Gervais: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OChTkKjLOPo
Ricky Gervais is never obligatory
That’s what Fry wanted.
So the top half of a minotaur is human, according to you?
Sorry, mixed up centaurs and minotaurs. Still gonna leave the fishman here because its nice.
Meanwhile the sibling
Her pussy tastes like human.
I remember fucking this is Monster Girl Quest.
How did a horse fuck a fish, exactly?
I mean a fish is just a lubed up fleshlight
So life UHH… finds a way
How to say you’re a dolphin without saying you’re a dolphin
Biology fact - fish can reproduce externally. Female lays the unfertilised eggs and male fish squeezes milt (spermes) on top.
Minotaur is the cow on top one
Doh haha I knew that, dunno why I was thinking of centaurs at that moment. Question still stands though
I mean that’s not the difficult part.
OP has never seen a seahorse before
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Right. The image is about a minotaur, though, and the OP said the “other way around” is just a seahorse. The other way around would basically be a fish with a bull’s head and human arms. Not very seahorse-like.
You’d be a guy who’s hung like a bull and has fabulous hair, I guess that would be all right.
This Jason Momoa theory is seeming more plausible…
And if you are a girl?
Replace ‘guy’ with ‘girl’ in that sentence and everything still checks out.
😏
And your sibling got the other halves and you spent hours a day explaining to strangers that you are related
And being the fully human one you’d probably be considered the weirdo. You’d look angrily at your sibling and think “what a load of bullfish!”
