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Herbal Gamer to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

Who would win?

sh.itjust.works

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Who would win?

sh.itjust.works

Herbal Gamer to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • mechoman444
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    32•1 year ago

    Trained, in this context is such a strong word.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 year ago

      It doesn’t said “well trained” tho.

      • Ricky Rigatoni
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        2•1 year ago

        They are trained as well as they are intended to be trained.

  • @[email protected]
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    Def not the guy in the back seat. Speaking of that what did he have? Autism? Gay? Black? Just plain old didn’t fit in with the norm?

  • The dogspaw
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    4•1 year ago

    Da packers is the real answer

  • Noxy
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    11•1 year ago

    acorn cuz a cop couldn’t hit an acorn once even if they went through their entire presinct’s ammo supply

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    Pig vs one nutty boi

  • @[email protected]
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    16•1 year ago

    “I’m hit!”

    • @[email protected]
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      11•1 year ago

      He probably hit the sidewalk too hard

      A chance he did not hurt anyone but himself

  • @[email protected]
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    30•1 year ago

    A corn.

    • Flying SquidM
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      4•1 year ago

      Racist.

      • @[email protected]
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        8•1 year ago

        [kernel panic]

        I don’t get it - b/c it’s yellow?

        • Flying SquidM
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          5•1 year ago

          Racist against acorns. Calling them corn. Racist.

          • @[email protected]
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            3•1 year ago

            cornist

            • @[email protected]
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              1•1 year ago

          • @[email protected]
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            4•1 year ago

            No way - that’s not why I am racist (unlike this that is hella racist-er-est).

            But okay, just solely for you, b/c the thought of your Eldritchian username coming after me haunts my dreams I wanted to be nice, here is an updated version:

            It’s a…

            • Flying SquidM
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              3•1 year ago

              Oh sure, double down on your racist epithets. Haven’t acorns suffered enough from your kind?

              • @[email protected]
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                3•1 year ago

  • THE MASTERMIND
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    19•1 year ago

    A trained police officer

    A pig with a gun

    FTFY

    • Red Army Dog Cooper
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      8•1 year ago

      Hey, lets be fair to the pigs… they would cause less deaths, and be far less scared of the acorn…

      As I am typing this I think we should replace all Cops in the US with Pigs that have badges and Guns

    • Herbal GamerOP
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      11•1 year ago

      They’re the same picture

  • @[email protected]
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    20•1 year ago

    The fuck is a “trained” police officer?

    • Noxy
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      18•1 year ago

      police training == everything is a threat, even tree nut

    • @[email protected]
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      12•1 year ago

      European?

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        Because European cops never do anything wrong

        • @[email protected]
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          8•1 year ago

          Not at all! But, they generally get a decent amount of training - unlike the ~6 weeks they get, here in NZ!

  • @[email protected]
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    38•1 year ago

    “I’ve been hit” lol.

    • @[email protected]
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      14•1 year ago

      I’ve been hit by, I’ve been struck by, a smooth … acorn

  • @[email protected]
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    12•1 year ago

    If the context is “see who can go the longest without being corrupt or abusing their position of power”, the acorn.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    If it’s an American Police Officer they’d call in an airstrike from dispatch. Checkmate.

  • @[email protected]
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    71•1 year ago

    Was this about the cop who went full schizo, did two barrel rolls and magdumped the back of his police car?

    • @[email protected]
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      58•1 year ago

      With a person hancuffed in the back seat of the vheicle he shot at.

      • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢
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        WHOM HE DID NOT EVEN HIT

        • @[email protected]
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          12•1 year ago

          Rookie

          • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢
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            2•1 year ago

            No thank you, I don’t watch copaganda.

    • @[email protected]
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      No. This is about the new movie by M. Night Shamalan - “Deez Nuts” it’s about killer nuts trying to takeover a small Midwestern town. Apparently his kid developed nut allergies and it was his inspiration to produce this film.

      The thing about that cop and the acorn is crazy tho yo.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        It took me way too long to figure out what you meant. I’m like… butt allergies, what!? :-P

        • @[email protected]
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          5•1 year ago

          Butt allergies are the worst. I changed it to nut allergies to make my statement more factually correct. Don’t want to start any rumors about M. Night Shamalan’s kid having butt allergies.

          • @[email protected]
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            3•1 year ago

            All I’m gonna say is… por que no los dos? ! :-P

    • @[email protected]
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      12•1 year ago

      And the second cop pops in no idea why there’s shooting or from where, so she also starts emptying her mag into whatever she sees

      • @[email protected]
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        7•1 year ago

        To be fair to her, his actions were so bizarre she said she assumed he must have been hit because he was rolling around in the middle of the street while shouting “I’ve been hit.”

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        That would only get more American if they started shooting “USA” while shooting.

    • The dogspaw
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      1 year ago

      Do a barrel roll

      https://images.app.goo.gl/UiTfkcGtq4QJKoaj8

    • Herbal GamerOP
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      15•1 year ago

      Yup.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•1 year ago

      And his partner shooting at the front of the car.

  • @[email protected]
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    117•1 year ago

    Trick question. Police officers aren’t trained.

    • @[email protected]
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      26•1 year ago

      The dogs probably have better training.

      • Red Army Dog Cooper
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        13•1 year ago

        I refuse to belive the dogs are willing and knowing participants in this opression of the working class. they are clearly brainwashed

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 year ago

      They are trained wrong, as a joke

    • Noxy
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      3•1 year ago

      Yes. The fuck. They are

      It’s the training specifically that’s a huge part of the problem.

    • @[email protected]
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      I get what you’re saying, but they are trained. Trained to be bullies, to never report another officer no matter the horrible things they do, and that there’s no consequences for their illegal actions.

      Good cops get harassed, bullied, and even assaulted until they quit, bad cops are emboldened and become worse…

    • @[email protected]
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      10•1 year ago

      Takes three years to become one in Finland

      • M137
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        2•1 year ago

        Yeah, but that doesn’t have anything to do with this thread… Your reply is the same as if someone posted a joke about obesity in the US and you commented about the obesity percentage in Finland. See how that makes absolutely no sense and is really weird? It’s even more weird that you’ve somehow not understood how weird it is.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•1 year ago

    Acorn gonna acorn.

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