Sounds like the sequel to Hot Tub Time Machine.
Wow OP is in a rut
Shrodingers mug
Maybe that’s a sign to make less coffee, bruv
or have less adhd
Honestly, I’m not a doctor or nothing but I’d, personally, have none, if you can help it. YMMV
I’m trying to, every damn day
Nah more, if he keeps forgetting them
I see you’ve met my coworker. Often open the microwave to find something she previously heated sitting there. Always gives us a good laugh!
I’m the same but not with coffee. I better drink it cold that rewarm. Everyone knows that “café bouillu, café foutu.”
You know it’s possible to heat it up without boiling it.
But it still tastes worse after heating up. That’s why dump hot chocolate mix in, like a real connoisseur!
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this is why some never stop beeping until you open them.
I’m amazed at this person being amazed at having two identical cups. Who even does that, who buys multiple cups that match… /s
Usa
Good at :
Dominating countries through cut throat capitalism
Horrendous at:
Brewed beverages
providing universal healthcare
Ok, we suck at coffee. I get it.
But we brew good beer! Lots of it! There’s an independent brewery on every corner! Soon they’ll outnumber the Starbucks’s!
Some of them are even starting to do spiked seltzer and booch! That’s a whole new level of brewing…that’s brewing life itself!
First of all, brew as in use hot water to extract flavour from something.
Secondly, APAs and the like are not beer, they’re hops based lemonade.
Thirdly, every country has some independent thing doing some artisan craft; but as a group, you guys suck at this.
Every brewery I’ve ever been to has had a variety of styles and often their flagship brew isn’t even an xPA.
Also the typical brewing range for beer is between 40-70 degrees Freedom. There’s a lot of heat in that as far as atoms are concerned.
Every brewery I’ve ever been to has had a variety of styles and often their flagship brew isn’t even an xPA.
and yet you flood every market and memesphere with shitty IPAs/APAs. It’s a joke friend, just take your fucking lumps and don’t um actually the place. I’m sure you have 3 good beers in a brewery that sells 30 types of beer, meanwhile other countries have less brewereies making fewer variants of beer, but most of them are good and different kinds of bere.
That’s probably because most European countries have deep cultural and culinary roots in their modern beers.
America being a relative newcomer country of immigrants, we as a country have very few cultural or culinary roots of our own. So we borrow, and innovate, and ultimately have to appeal to a very large variety of individuals who have their own preferences, inspired by their own cultures.
wow, that’s a great point, how old is your country? 250 years? And you say it’s made mostly of people who claim to have heritage from british isles and germany, places famous for brewing beer?
Wow, it’s incredible that none of those people that stole the land from the natives didn’t know how to properly brew beer, and in 250 years you didn’t manage to develop a respectable beer culture.
But you know, cut throat capitalism and being the world leader of motion picture and music propaganda, you got in one. Bravo.
EDIT : also, LEARN TO BREW TEA AND COFFEE WITHOUT A MICROWAVE YOU SAVAGES.
Who the hell is brewing coffee in the microwave? Maybe boiling water for instant…but even people who drink instant know that that’s not coffee.
I use an electric kettle like most of the civilized world. And I cold brew my coffee.
But even aside from that…the varieties that you see around Europe are closely correlated to the types of grains and hops and in some cases wild yeast that was available to them. We brought most of that over with us and grew it here. Native crops just don’t offer much. Nobodies drinking corn wine.
Also, distilled spirits are the far more interesting fight. We do that pretty damn good, and a lot of that spawned out of a few short years of prohibition. Or talk to us about cider and peach wine.
I always did hate group projects
You think Americans are bad, you should see what NileRed does to coffee.
U S A!
U S A!
U S A!!
Microwaves should beep again in a few minutes if you don’t open the door.
They do.
A few do, they all should. Like OP’s.
Mine actually drives me crazy because i never forget stuff is in there I’m just being lazy or letting it cool down
ADHD intensifies.
Nah I’m sippin that cold as well. gotta keep the caffeine high
OMG this reminds me that I’ve left some coffee in the french press since the morning… now it’s 11pm to me
I guess it’s going to be a problem for the future me
Glitch in the matrix.
Java does garbage collection, but not for OP.
Nah that’s just adhd
That’s what the machines want us to think.
The number of times I find a piece of candy, a snack, or a can of soda in my pocket because “I’m gonna want this…just not right now” happened at some point earlier in the day is too damn high.
It’d be crazy if it were still warm too
