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Adminsare ideologist to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 1 year ago

Funniest sentence wins

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Adminsare ideologist to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    21•1 year ago

    I love it when a plan comes together.

    • 🅿🅸🆇🅴🅻
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      4•1 year ago

      “Physics be damned”

  • Dr. Coomer
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    Mother FUUUUU. I’m done. I’m done. I’m done. 20 years of work to get here, am I’m gonna die. I’m done.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 year ago

    death sentence

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    Welp… here I am

    • spicy pancake
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      2•1 year ago

      “does that seem right to you…?”

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        This… Is my moment

  • @[email protected]
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    22•1 year ago

    what will

    What would.

    • @[email protected]
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      I’m sorry, that’s not how this works. You’d better make peace family and friends.

      • VulKendov
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        You’d better

        You’ll better

  • @[email protected]
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    147•1 year ago

    Oh no the economy!

    • @[email protected]
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      17•1 year ago

      The gas prices will probably go up.

    • @[email protected]
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      13•1 year ago

      The shareholders aren’t going to like this.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    Well, that’s going to leave a mark.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 year ago

    Thanks for the fish.

  • jan teli
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    3•1 year ago

    Imma need a helluva lot of duct tape, zippy ties, and superglue

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    Houston we have a problem

    • @[email protected]
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      18•1 year ago

      Houston, YOU have a problem.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•1 year ago

    “LMAO fuck you jeremy”

  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 year ago

    “It’ll buff out…”

  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 year ago

    Lmao rip. GG no re, fr fr

  • @[email protected]
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    1•1 year ago

    “That kinda looks like a fleshlight”

  • @[email protected]
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    21•1 year ago

    Sweet. Not going to have to face that upcoming election result.

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