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Like A Duck to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

have won in lotto

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  • @[email protected]
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    deleted by creator

  • stevedidWHAT
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    -12•2 years ago

    Crazy that a kindergartner has the same experience depending on their choice in partner

    • @[email protected]
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      I don’t get it

      • stevedidWHAT
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        1•2 years ago

        Combat ptsd

        • @[email protected]
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          explains nothing

        • @[email protected]
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          3•2 years ago

          Oh I see, you mean minus the fucking 10 dudes part.

          • stevedidWHAT
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            3•2 years ago

            “Depending on their choice of partner” haha

            • @[email protected]
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              1•2 years ago

              What kindergartner has a partner, pray tell? Are kindergartners even sexually active?

              • stevedidWHAT
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                It’s a joke dude lmao

                • @[email protected]
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                  1•2 years ago

                  Alrighty then! ㄟ(ツ)ㄏ

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          My wife fucked 10 kindergarteners and I’m afraid of crayons.

          • stevedidWHAT
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            It happens

  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 years ago

    Were they all named Jody or is that just what your buddies told ya?

  • @[email protected]
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    33•2 years ago

    Man I’m suicidal enough as is, if I was in this guy’s shoes I’d loose my mind

    • 𝖕𝖘𝖊𝖚𝖉
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      11•2 years ago

      Why are you suicidal?

      • Bipta
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        76•2 years ago

        (Gestures around wildly)

        • 𝖕𝖘𝖊𝖚𝖉
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          10•2 years ago

          I thought it was a veteran.

          • @[email protected]
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            Veteran of life.

  • ax1900kr
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    removed by mod

  • Flying SquidM
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    • diprount_tomato
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      9•2 years ago

      Also the fact that the Iraq war didn’t even have any resemblance of a justification

      • @[email protected]
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        Sure it did. The military industrial complex needed to sell arms. That was justification enough.

        • diprount_tomato
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          More like they needed dinosaur juice

    • mosiacmango
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      Could have cut off the last bit and still had the impact.

      Ive talked 3 people out of joining, failed with 2.

  • @[email protected]
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    16•2 years ago

    “Hetero, king of incels” contradicts with “wife” a bit

    • ReCursing
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      12•2 years ago

      Says his wife fucked ten guys while wasn’t there, not that she ever fucked him

      • @[email protected]
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        She probably did fuck him as well… at some point in time.

        • @[email protected]
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          Sounds like she fucked him at least 10 times.

    • @[email protected]
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      It’s because his wife fucked ten guys that he became an incel, duhhhh always womans fault! /s

      • @[email protected]
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        at once, or like, in series?

        for some reason that seems important but I’m having trouble deciding which would be worse.

        • @[email protected]
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          I used to live in a military town, it was most likely different combinations of one, some or all multiple times a day. The cheaters are always freaks.

        • LousyCornMuffins
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          I don’t want to think about in parallel

        • diprount_tomato
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          The worst would definitely be all, but first one by one and then all at once

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      My first thought was “why are you so angry at this person who was cheated on while deployed?”. I’ve had friends in that situation, it’s a sad cliche. A disturbingly large percentage of military wives just aren’t equipped to handle how much alone time active duty leaves them with.

      Then i saw his user name.

    • diprount_tomato
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      I mean, having sex with 10 guys shows that you care little about your marriage with a guy who’s risking his life

      Oh shit just saw the username, the story’s probably fake and gay

  • diprount_tomato
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    Expected the comment to be even worse

    • idunnololz_test
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      “I died”

      • diprount_tomato
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        More like “I lost 1 arm and 2 legs”

  • urpasswdistrash
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    (stares motherfuckerdly)

  • Nioxic
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