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nifty to Microblog [email protected]English • 1 year ago

Two types of people

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Two types of people

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  • @[email protected]
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    1•1 year ago

    I laughed for a solid minute prompting my partner to investigate. Can confirm this is truth and I Recieve regular scolding for my raccoon like behaviour.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 year ago

    I live with raccoons.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 year ago

    Gotta go fast.

    Dishwasher full, dishes clean, task successful.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    And both people think they’re the first one.

  • flicker
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    7•1 year ago

    I am both. So is my partner.

    We have ADHD.

    On the plus side, neither of us judges the other if we come across a task poorly done.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•1 year ago

    I find that if the racoon people are tasked with unloading the dishwasher on a regular basis they slowly but surely learn why we don’t set glasses face up or tupperware in with lid firmly sealed. I do step in to check that the sprayer arms aren’t blocked though as that is a one and done for the motor.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•1 year ago

      Isn’t the arm usually not turned by motor but rather by water pressure?

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        Yep for this very reason.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        Oh, is it? We had one break that way when I was a kid (in the 80s) and I was told it was the motor. I haven’t looked into it since. We just used the dishwasher as a dish cupboard after that and had to hand wash until that house was sold. Lol.

  • @[email protected]
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    20•1 year ago

    Untrue. My partner and I are both raccoons.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 year ago

    I don’t think “stacking” is the appropriate verb for how the high-on-meth raccoon types do it.

    “Shove”, maybe “pile”, possibly “throw”.

  • MacN'Cheezus
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    4•1 year ago

    That poses the question, which one are you, Coley? Because you don’t look like a Scandinavian architect to me…

  • @[email protected]
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    18•1 year ago

    But I don’t own a dishwasher… 😰

    • niftyOP
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      31•1 year ago

      Then are you a sink piler or wash-as-you-goer :)

      • Snailpope
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        I have a dishwasher and somehow I’m both a sink piler and a Scandinavian architect

        Edit: can’t type for shit

        • niftyOP
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          12•1 year ago

          At least you’re not a side table stacker like me shrug

          • Björn Tantau
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            20•1 year ago

          • TruthAintEasy
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            10•1 year ago

            My wife does this… she always wins too because I just cant leave dishes around and I think she knows it. But thats ok!

            • GreenPlasticSushiGrass
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              Maybe she thinks it’s magic.

              • @[email protected]
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                7•1 year ago

                I wish I had more upvotes. I love this one!

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    I think some need to see this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ymh8o6GI_g

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      I have never felt more vindicated or called out before.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    How lucky are you to live in a house where somebody other than you does the dishes.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      You may not feel that way if you’re the Scandinavian architect

  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 year ago

    confirmed, I am the racoon

  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 year ago

    *household.

    In my living situation i am single but have two roommates that CANNOT stack the dishwasher for shit. They end up running it twice on most days because they “cannot make themselves understand certain tasks due to having ADHD”. 🤔

  • @[email protected]
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    7•1 year ago

    I’m either depending on my mood.

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