Um excuse me the lyric is ‘hi kids, do you like Primus?’
And you know, the Rangers had been shielding the shire for a long ass time from any trouble.
waiting for the pig to be plump enough to butcher
The Shire: prospers as an independent region with a volunteer militia
Aragorn: Refounds Arnor, claims Halflingtopia as territory
The Shire: Halflings go extinct
Coincidence?
I think not.
Clearly they became the Basque.
Tbf their world was about to end, so uh… yes please!:-P
Will the real Mr Underhill please stand up
Wanna see me stick Nazgûl blades through each one of my eyelids?
All I did was give Bilbo a nudge out of the door and Frodo a ring that I suspected could possibly be an ancient Ring of Power™ forged by the Dark Lord Sauron, into which he poured his cruelty, malice, and his will to dominate all life.
