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The Picard Maneuver
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to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 1 year ago

Automation saves the day

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Automation saves the day

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The Picard Maneuver
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to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • IninewCrow
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    59•1 year ago

    At the moment of death … applying updates and restarting, please do not disrupt the device as this will take several minutes

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Not true

      • Midnight Wolf
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        6•1 year ago

        Brb gotta kill this guy… for science

      • @[email protected]
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        5•1 year ago

        It’s an Apple product, I’m surprised it doesn’t charge you for updates first.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    This is why I encrypt the drive my home directory is on.

  • @[email protected]
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    37•1 year ago

    below*

    • @[email protected]
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      53•1 year ago

      Now the app is just going to loudly shout, “5” when they die.

      • GlockenGold
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        1 year ago

        Nah, it’s even better. “When heart rate falls, bellow 5”

        Having a relaxing moment? 5!

        Falling asleep? 5!

        Relaxing after a stressful moment? 5! Etc.

  • @[email protected]
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    59•1 year ago

    Removes watch to wash hands, browser history erased.

    • @[email protected]
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      12•1 year ago

      I don’t see the problem here

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