I wonder which complete GOP MAGA psychopath is going to get the turtle’s seat? I’m betting they try and force Tuberville on us.
I’d take ol’ Tommy because he’d be completely incompetent and ineffective.
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Tommy blocked those promotions because he’s an idiot and literally didn’t realize that the positions would go empty if he didn’t let them through. Someone had to explain to him that keeping the military from working is a bad thing. That’s how dumb he is. I am convinced that he would just make the GOP looks as bad as McCarthy and Johnson.
I be he is sad about losing his bet with the Koch brothers that he could successfully complete the portal opening sequence to the gates of hell while he was Senate Majority Leader.
I’m sure this has nothing to do with his
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Ok.
Good, he’s a dinosaur anyways and we need to extinct them so to speak. They are ruining life for everyone.
Finally the turtle retires
Fuck McClownell.
McConnell should be seen as a superhero for the republicans. He got more done for the party than pretty much any past republican senate leader. He fucking got them 2 supreme court justices by his fuckery. He played senate democrats like a fiddle and got SO MUCH compromise out of them while pretty much never returning the favor. For fucks sake, I think Biden STILL views McConnell as a friend.
Yet he went against god king trump so now they hate him. Republicans are dumb as shit.
He didn’t even really go against Trump. He voted for his acquittal. Twice! He just said Trump should be held accountable by someone else, and that was enough to be considered a slight against Trump.
He managed to do so much damage in his lifetime. This is not a win.
Will they carry him out on their shoulders? In a pine box? I mean, he died months ago, didn’t he?
This guy looks like one of those weird little things in Ursula’s garden from The Little Mermaid. Who’d he sell his soul to?
I used to hear that he looked like Dana Carvey’s turtle dude in that movie “Master of Disguise”.
No sorry. That’s clearly that thing from Pan’s Labyrinth
Who’d want it?
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“He spoke at times haltingly”
A pinnacle of how flawed the American government is, 39 years in our government thus far. 2 senators per state with no term limits and I still hear people argue that the senate serves a good purpose.
Adios Moscow Mitch!
Isn’t this the guy who literally froze during a press conference? He looked so lost, like he escaped from an elderly home just to hold the conference
TWICE!
The GOP got tired of resetting him each time he froze up
They got tired of carrying paperclips to hit the factory setting hole.
