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Drag him out of his office and piss on him in the streets.
Billionaires shouldn’t exist.
THEY HAD RESEARCHERS. THEY KNEW BEFORE EVERYONE. AND THEN THEY STARTED DOING THE OPPOSITE.
It IS our fault! If we were TRULY responsible people he would have already met the GUILOTINE!
Hear, Hear!
Carbon capture is “an answer in search of a question”
I think we all know what that question is by now. “What approach to addressing climate change will make the most money for Exxon Mobil?”
I love oil executives. No matter what you do to them, you don’t feel bad.
It’s true, the fact that we never drew and quartered this guy does seem like a failure of our responsibilities
This but unironically. It’s like these fucks are begging us to just start storming headquarters at this point. Taunting us.
They know they can run and hide from us longer than we can actually try to hunt them down. The cops, lawyers, judges and yachts will protect them
Gotta wait for the clusterfuck they’ve brought down on us to affect their servants. Think drivers, chefs, bodyguards watching their families drown in flood waters or starve/dehydrate to death.
Would you spend your life protecting the assholes who killed everyone you love?
It’s better late than never
We really, and I mean really, need to bring this motherfucker back. I can already sense the rich collectively shitting their pants worldwide on the mere mention of it.
Looks cool for stickers.
FUCK I am so ready
Sign me up
Looks hungry
Edit: lawyers, is saying this illegal?
I am not a lawyer, no it is not, but I will represent you as if it were all true.
I ANAL but typically getting charged requires a credible threat.
Credible threats have specific details and a plan, date, or similar. You have neither, you could most likely say much more and still be okay legally. The mods tend to be anal about such things, which is their right but is pretty lame.
Oh that’s cool
We need to start feeding him better.
He’s right. Just not in the way he means.
It was the way she (planet Earth) was dressed - you know she was just asking for it!
\s 🤮
Gaia is such a slut.
Ooh, look at me! I’m making people happy! I’m the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!
Oh by the way I was being sarcastic
Homer Simpson
Ok, wait, not the onion or the onion?
What’s the difference anymore?
CO2 injection is used to help extract oil from reservoirs, but getting CO2 there is expensive, Exxon wants the people’s money (government subsidies) so they get a free ride producing cleaner (cheaper) oil from (economically) dead reservoirs.
And don’t forget, not only are they focused on oil but also lithium.
Because they know their goose is cooked but that won’t stop them double dipping in all of those Government hand outs.
Are you sure that’s lithium and not latinum?
263rd Rule of Acquisition: “ Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.”
You’ve got the lobes of a shrewd Ferengi.
This is the pot calling the kettle black, despite the fact that this metaphorical kettle has been electric for quite some time.
It’s the industrial smokestack calling the candle dirty.
This is pancreatic cancer calling skin cancer dangerous
Edit: not diminishing the struggles of those with skin cancer but if you had to get cancer you’d pick skin before pancreas every time
I want to publicly apologize, anonymously, for failing to fix climate change.
The whole world was counting on you, PizzaFacia, you let us all down!
We all forgive you if you just throw this oil exec sociopath into a volcano 🌋
You’re making me do this!
“Don’t make me hit you again.”
Let’s pick a guy and execute him. Problem solved.
I volunteer the next one in the thread!
My bad. I’ll get on that.
Just bought my first EV… Reading crap like this makes me happy I’m pissing on the oil execs
Only if the electricity generated to charge your vehicle wasn’t connected to oil in any way, but you know what’s really environmentally friendly? Walking, biking, and public transit!
Free electricity? Check. Living in a city where I’m a 15 minute walk to grocery, food, coffee, and more? Check.
Having to drive to work 25 miles away is where most of my driving happens.
Start job hunting? Apartment hunting? It took a lot of doing but I ended up getting to live close to work and it’s great! Remote work is pretty popular too these days…
I assume you don’t live in the North America then, because in a vast majority of the US and Canada living in a walkable area and living close to work are mutually exclusive.
I do live in NA and I commute by bike almost every day. It’s not impossible.
No it’s not impossible, but it’s statistically out of reach for most people, for many reasons.
But you know what’s actually helpful and contributing to the dialogue at this point? Supporting a comrade in their satisfaction that they’re doing better than they were before. You didn’t even acknowledge and validate that before throwing a “yes and” to make your point. Appreciate your well intentioned efforts, but this can turn some people off. I know I’d feel dismissed among other feelings. 🤷Maybe I’m soft.