HP wants you to pay up to $36/month to rent a printer that it monitors::“Never own a printer again.”

  • billwashere
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    531 year ago

    At this point, with ALL this negative press about Hp inkjet printers, who’s buying them? I certainly would never even consider one at this point. Well I’d never buy an inkjet but I digress.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 year ago

      People buy them because they are cheap. Ecotanks and Laser printers with good features cost a lot more upfront. Not everyone thinks things through long term.

    • MeanEYE
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      41 year ago

      As per usual they are targeting companies. Just how Windows despite its flaws, high price and security issues remains a dominant force, through retailers and OEMs. HP will sign a contract with a company, they will replace toners and provide all kinds of services for X$ a month. Then you don’t care it’s garbage that keeps messing things up. Also people higher up who sign these deals have things printed for them, they don’t mess with drivers.

    • @[email protected]
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      161 year ago

      Honestly. How do they still have customers?? Are the majority of consumers just accepting this?

      • billwashere
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        81 year ago

        With this sort of mentality I wonder. I’m in IT and I would never suggeet any HP equipment (desktops, laptops, servers, monitors, etc).

      • @[email protected]
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        241 year ago

        Own an old HP.

        Daaaamn this printer good!

        Need new one. Get HP cuz gud, reliable and known.

        Get betrayed

        • @[email protected]
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          101 year ago

          HP hasn’t been good in over 20 years though. Seriously, they’ve been bottom tier for a long time now.

          • @[email protected]
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            71 year ago

            For people who know their stuff, sure. But for people who use printers cadually? Decade old still good.

  • Fat Tony
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    281 year ago

    At this point I know I will never buy a printer, period.

    • Corhen
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      31 year ago

      just get a small laser printer. i got a Pantum Laser Printer, on sale, for like $40. Its on its 3rd refill after years and years of heavy printing for my wife while in school.

    • Dark Arc
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      281 year ago

      Get a black and white laser printer from brother… It’s all you ever really “need”

      • @[email protected]
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        81 year ago

        That’s what I got, years later still haven’t changed the ink and it runs smoothly. Not sure whose buying HP

          • @[email protected]
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            21 year ago

            That’s what happened to me. Needed a printer in the middle of covid, ASAP. Nothing I researched was there, so I had a limited time to just pick a printer. Hmmm, this HP seems ok…

            3 months later, there was no way I used all the ink. WTF. Go to buy more, and thats when I realized my mistake. !@#☆$%^&*

        • @[email protected]
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          141 year ago

          People who don’t keep up with things like this, which is honestly a lot of people. I was the electronics guys at walmart for years. Just quit a few months back. So many people would be stunned when I tell them about all the bullshit HP pulls. And so many more would hit me with ‘well ive heard good things’ and buy it anyways.

          • Dark Arc
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            11 year ago

            To be fair it’s always a crapshoot whether the person at Walmart or BestBuy or wherever really knows their stuff or just has a personal bias.

            Sounds like you’re doing good by folks but for a lot of people you’re going to have an uphill credibility battle mostly because they don’t know you.

            I’m a professional software engineer that has done all sorts of things involving computers over the years … I’ll always hear people out and some do have some genuinely great advice/say things I would’ve said if somebody asked me (and almost definitely aren’t getting paid what they’re worth by these places). Others are just kinda blowing smoke … and I fear for the customers that listen to them lol.

            • @[email protected]
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              21 year ago

              lol don’t get me started on the stupid shit i heard from my coworkers. one time I was just coming back from break and this new girl had been helping a customer while I was gone. They had just finished up the sale.

              How do I get photopshop on this?

              Oh it will have an app store.

              IT WAS A FUCKING MONITOR

              • @[email protected]
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                21 year ago

                You know, I think this is one of those “some people just want to get scammed” moments.

                • @[email protected]
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                  1 year ago

                  That’s a whole other can of worms. I would get so many old fucks coming in for gift cards, mostly iTunes of course, and when the amount seemed fishy I would ask what it was for and, predictably, quite often it was some obvious bullshit. some would believe me right away, some would take some convincing, some would get mad. I remember one in particular called me a ‘fucking moron who doesn’t know shit’ and insisted i sell him the 1k iTunes so he could pay is taxes. Had fun selling that one.

                  Others really stick out though. I had more then a few of the ‘love scams’ over the years. The military online BF who was discharged but has to pay his own trip home. This one in particualar is gonna stick with me till the day I die. She was there with a friend, and when i brought up how obvious the bullshit was, her friend was like ‘SEE!?’ We talked to her about this for a half hour or so before she believed us and holy fuck did she break down.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 year ago

      Costs $.10 to print at the library.

      I’m fortunate to have a library just down the street so I go over there.

      I also don’t have to print anything very often so I’ve only had to do that a couple of times in as many years.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        My library offers $7 worth of printing free each week with your Library. I am curious how many households actually still have printers these days.

        • Flying Squid
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          11 year ago

          The public library here (and it’s far from alone) offers free B&W and color laser printing, free large format printing and free 3D printing. Libraries are awesome.

          (I am married to one of the library’s administrators, so I may be slightly biased, but really, go check out your local library.)

      • @[email protected]
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        41 year ago

        I picked up an Epson eco tank printer for my wife a couple years ago, and it’s been fantastic! My wife, being a kindergarten teacher has a knack for absolutely killing printers… And this little Epson has been a work horse!!! I have nothing but good things to say about it!

  • @[email protected]
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    111 year ago

    How out of touch is HP? Every year I print less than the previous year. The use case for printers is dwindling. I lived quite happily without a printer for a decade. They need to find another business.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 year ago

      Let’s not let them find another business to ruin… Stick with printers and fade into obscurity please HP :)

  • @[email protected]
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    271 year ago

    I bought an HP m281 mfp printer 3-4 years ago and disabled automatic firmware updates when I was setting it up. Not too long after that I read that a new firmware release prevented 3rd party cartridges from working.

    Anyway I bought new ink cartridges a couple of years ago after getting pop-ups saying the ink was getting low. Thing is, I haven’t had to install them yet because despite the warnings the printer has been printing just fine with the original cartridges.

    So in addition to blocking 3rd party cartridges HP is also lying about how much ink their cartridges contain.

    F.U. HP.

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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      91 year ago

      All printers do this to some extent, I think. A combination of never wanting to report a false negative plus manufacturers making most of their money on consumables.

      One of the cheapie monochrome Brother printers we have at work has been bitching about replacing the imaging drum for about four years now. We just dismiss the message and it’s been printing just fine this whole time. It still is.

    • @[email protected]
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      11 year ago

      Right, my thought has always been I’d rather change the ink when the print quality bothers me, not because the company that sold me the printer is forcing me to.

    • @[email protected]
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      1 year ago

      The article literally says they sell your data to advertising partners. You’re paying a monthly subscription to give away your personal data for something as basic as a fucking printer. If HP doesn’t die my hope in humanity will be gone.

      Imagine your thermostat sold your data so companies could solicit you with coats to buy, or your fridge sold the data of what food you have so shitty brands can beg you to buy their low quality trash because they spent half their budget on advertising.

      I’m preaching to the choir but god I hate the ever growing data broker/aggressive targeted advertising trend.

      • PLAVAT🧿S
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        71 year ago

        Unfortunately HP isn’t going anywhere. They have a lot of government contracts and likely a ton more with commercial businesses to supply hardware.

        I imagine us peons at the home use level don’t really show up on their radar when it comes to making these decisions.

        • @[email protected]
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          61 year ago

          can confirm, when I used to work for a government contractor, everything was HP. From laptops to servers, from mice to printers.

  • @[email protected]
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    471 year ago

    Fuck HP, I will definitely never own one of their printers ever again because I have a Brother laser printer that is fucking great, never breaks, and definitely never tries to rip me off.

    • @[email protected]
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      161 year ago

      Really nice to see other people showing the brother printers love. I have a little laser printer I bought years ago at best buy when I was running a printing business and has well over a million copies on it. I no longer have the business but that printer is still working.

          • runeko
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            51 year ago

            I promote Brother because HP is so so bad. Product, business model, service. So bad. I want to save others from the nightmare of dealing with HP. I willingly exchanged my money for a good and service: a Brother printer. The $4 bil company didn’t raid my village and burn my house down. They offered me a printer at a reasonable price and I’m tired of pretending otherwise. So: Team Brother!

            • Flying Squid
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              31 year ago

              On top of that, their products work forever. Yes, I buy Brother printers. The last time I bought one was at least 20 years ago and it still works.

              How many other tech companies make hardware that lasts that long? I try to use my tech as long as possible, but 20 years? My notebook just conked out at 9 years and I was amazed it lasted that long.

  • @[email protected]
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    91 year ago

    Why should I care about company X launching Y, where Y is uninnovative? I percieve this post as an ad

  • @[email protected]
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    351 year ago

    I paid $100 for my Brother printer and I’ve spent…maybe $100 on toner cartridges since 2010.

    So, yeah, HP can fuck off.

  • @[email protected]
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    241 year ago

    Never own a printer again.

    I’ll never own an HP printer again.

    But not in the way they want…

  • Flying Squid
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    201 year ago

    Even the low end is insane. $8 a month for 20 pages? You can go to a place like Staples or FedEx Office with a USB drive and get that printed out for less than a dollar.

    • @[email protected]
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      111 year ago

      It’s actually 20c per page for about 4 bucks. Then there is tax for another 40c then 35c of gas and possibly 15 minutes of your time over and over and over again.

      The right answer is a black and white laser. spend $199 once in the next 10-15 years

      • Twitches
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        21 year ago

        This is what we did, sometimes we print, sometimes we don’t, toner doesn’t dry. Multi function 200 dollars. So far 5 years later, off brand toner and all is well.

    • rustydomino
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      61 year ago

      In a lot of densely populated Asian cities, you can print to the shared printer of a local convenience store through the network without bringing a USB drive. You submit the job, it gets stored in the queue of the device, you go to the store (usually just downstairs from your apartment), scan a QR code, and the job prints. You can even pay online - it’s great!

  • @[email protected]
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    I’ll just print off the odd thing I need a paper copy of from work and continue as I’ve done for a dexade by puposefully denying myself from the sincere privilege of paying HP another god damned red cent for as long as draw breath, kthxbai. 🖕

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      Too bad my old employer stopped allowing employees to access the printers. You have to email your document to a printer admin and they will print it for you.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        They literally hired a person to gatekeep the printers? That is such a waste time time. One of the many reasons why corporate sucks.

        • @[email protected]
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          11 year ago

          Oh, they also did the same thing with a nextcloud server. There was some plugin for word or something that they needed for their workflow. But they weren’t going pay the $10 for the plugin for every every user. So they licensed it for a few clerical admins (might even be the same as the printer people) and if you needed to share a file with a customer, you emailed it to them and they stuck it on the nextcloud server and emailed the customer.

          And another one is Zoom. Again, we had meeting admins with a paid zoom license. So if you wanted a meeting that wouldn’t get cut off after 40 minutes, you email the meeting admins and they would schedule it.