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eight [it/its] to [email protected]English • 1 year ago

redditors consider this good content lmfao

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redditors consider this good content lmfao

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eight [it/its] to [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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  • mar_k [he/him]
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    10•1 year ago

    If I had a nickel for every twosentencehorror post I’ve seen about throwing babies I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      3•1 year ago

      I have a dark sense of humor

      • HexReplyBot [none/use name]B
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        1•1 year ago

        I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

        • yewtu.be
        • inv.nadeko.net
        • yt.artemislena.eu
        • piped.video
    • disco [any]
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      9•1 year ago

      Lol that got me pretty good

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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    11•1 year ago

    I’m not going to hate on this too much because it could be a young kid dipping their toes into fiction-writing. A lot of my early stuff is very cringe lol

  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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    7•1 year ago

    it’s an interesting story concept. unfortunately limitations don’t always breed creativity.

  • iridaniotter [she/her]
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    6•1 year ago

    Begging redditors to read a single novel.

  • alexandra_kollontai [she/her]
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    11•1 year ago

    Westerners when the american dream isn’t real: HORROR!

  • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]
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    9•1 year ago

    is it bad I found this really funny? am I a lib now?

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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      6•1 year ago

      I chuckled, though calling it a “two-sentences” is a stretch.

      • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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        5•1 year ago

        Brb, submitting half a chapter of Moby Dick as a two sentence horror

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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    17•1 year ago

    But then who is the baby? The baby is you.

    • ComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them]
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      8•1 year ago

      baby-matt

    • Arthur Besse
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      2•1 year ago

      then who was phone

    • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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      5•1 year ago

      biden-alert Category 3 Homestuck Reference spotted smh

      • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        stairs It keeps happening

  • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]
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    5•1 year ago

    I read this twice and don’t understand.

  • @[email protected]
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    deleted by creator

  • Diablosmacc [any]
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    11•1 year ago

    I feel like a seven year old could write one better than this

  • HeavenAndEarth [she/her]
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    18•1 year ago

    Longest two sentences of my life

  • @[email protected]
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    deleted by creator

    • ComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them]
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      6•1 year ago

      No, I got it, it just wasn’t good.

  • GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation [she/her]
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    Average r/TwoSentenceHorror post:

  • DPRK_Chopra [comrade/them]
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    10•1 year ago

    /r/wowthatsaboutasinterstingasPORN

  • plinky [he/him]
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    Trying my hand at two sentence horror:

    It’s my 80 anniversary. Walmart has promised i will get shorter shift today and a donut.

    • disco [any]
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      11•1 year ago

      You should post this one in the subreddit.

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