I did not have arse whisk on my bingo card today
Definitely have had some rough bathroom experiences where ivhave considered something similar, but more like a pipe brush instead of a whisk going at 12’000 rpm
I thought that was the purpose of the toilet brush?
I’ve had a blockage in my bowel for over 5 weeks now as a result of IBD. I am definitely at the point where I wouldn’t hesitate to use something like that if it helps clear it. I’ve had constant pain in the left side of my stomach and I can’t even sleep properly now.
You should go to the doctor
Went to a and e 5 weeks ago. Also I’ve had a specialist nurse in charge of my care for 3 years now who I’ve already heard from since I went to a and e. Also heard from her again on Monday with a follow up. There’s a plan in place so it’s not like I’ve sat on my fucking arse doing nothing and I don’t live in the US so healthcare is actually free so I went to and e when it first got bad. But thanks for the “advice”.
Arse-whisk now has a permanent place in my vocabulary. 👍
That’s my new nickname for my mustache
You could fight constipation with um… Eating more veggies and drinking more water.
If you have diarrhoea just mix in some egg whites and you’ll have fluffy shit
I think I’ll handle my constipation myself thank you, don’t get me wrong I’d love to be there but scat is a limit yk
God dammit
I don’t get it.
This is actually how hippopotamuses work
I might be thinking of hippopotamii
Yeah, they don’t seem to have such problems.
Constipation. Right…that’s definitely why I bought it. Yep. Totally.
Can’t have prostrate cancer without a prostate.
Shoutout to my XY brothers and sisters, get checked if you were born before 2004
What if you self-check 3 times a week?
As the “poor pumper society” on youtube would call it, the “Crust Buster”.
Make a poop smoothie.
Removing your blockage at 15000RPM
