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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected]English • 1 year ago

what if?

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what if?

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  • @[email protected]
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    First I’ll ask on heavenoverflow what’s wrong. If it’s too complicated to fix I’ll docker-compose up a FOSS openheaven server instance with blackjack and hookers mod.

  • @[email protected]
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    At least God didn’t say Bad Request

  • @[email protected]
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    More like 503.

    • @[email protected]
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      In my case it’s more like something from the 400 range

      • andrew
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        403, oof.

  • nickwitha_k (he/him)
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    “Let’s see your nginx logs and config. They’ll point us in the right direction…Oh did you mean to have the ‘human_suffering’ option set? Yeah… It’s that on by default and you have to intentionally override it.”

  • @[email protected]
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    In the old times, it’s 402

    • @[email protected]
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      Nope, 402 is payment required

      • @[email protected]
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        I know, I am more referring to the old commercialised indulgences… I think I am not clear enough in my comment

        • @[email protected]
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          I was thinking about such a joke, the edit makes it much clearer

    • @[email protected]
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      4xx is when you do something wrong

      5xx is when the server does something wrong / something is wrong with it

      • @[email protected]
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        I know, I am more referring to the old commercialised indulgences… I think I am not clear enough in my comment

  • @[email protected]
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    Peter screwed up again, dammit. We can’t afford to have any more outages or we’ll miss all our SLAs!

  • @[email protected]
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    Just proves that nginx comes from heaven.

  • @[email protected]
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    Try the stairway

  • Nougat
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    That’s just God telling you to go to the bad gateway.

  • @[email protected]
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    Reminds me very much of: https://yourwife.zip/

    • @[email protected]
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      Lols :)

  • Laurel Raven
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    I knew it! nginx is the holy webserver.

  • @[email protected]
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    404 - Heaven not found

  • @[email protected]
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    Can’t hear “God” over the sound of the chainsaw

  • CubitOom
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    Damn, the Talos principle was a good game

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