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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 1 year ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    USA > USB

    • @[email protected]
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      I disagree. USB is superior.
      If you are talking about physical size however, then yeah. USA is bigger than a single USB.

      • stebo
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        luckily regarding hardware, smaller is often better

      • @[email protected]
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        Which is larger though, USA or all the USBs in the world?

        • @[email protected]
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          Probably still USA.

  • astrsk
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    Dang, 50% is a lot.

  • @[email protected]
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    I mean, isn’t it?

    • @[email protected]
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      There is nothing sexual about it I’m afraid.

    • @[email protected]
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      My kid is learning HTML so… maybe?

  • squiblet
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    My DNA is a sexually transmitted disease

  • @[email protected]
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    Hyper Tetanus Menstrual Lipomas

    • @[email protected]
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      Band name.

  • BarqsHasBite
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    How To Meet Ladies.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•1 year ago

    Who had sex with my website

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      5•1 year ago

      It was me!

  • ☂️-
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    so? most usians cant point to their neighbouring countries on a map.

  • @[email protected]
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    I’m gonna have to start vetting my partners better, I don’t want to catch Webdev.

  • @[email protected]
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    1 in 10 Americans think rust is a good thing.

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    deleted by creator

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    It’s cool. Those with HTML are likely never to have sex anyway.

  • @[email protected]
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    Cue the Republicans trying to ban HTML from our Internet to protect the kids. Yeah, you do that…

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    2 out of 10 Americans believe anything off a screenshot.

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      7/10 Americans think a photo and a screenshot are the same thing.

  • JoYo
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    Oh I get it, it’s programmer humor because HTML was mentioned.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•1 year ago

      I thought it was because STDS were?

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        I think most programmers are safe from STDs.

        • xigoi
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          std::C++ std::programmers std::are std::not.

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