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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Sovereign citizen "cancelled" his ticket.

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Sovereign citizen "cancelled" his ticket.

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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @DigitalFrank@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    Do you want a bench warrant?

    Because this is how you get a bench warrant.

  • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    Every time I’m astounded at the hot-garbage blend of thinking that reduces to: “here are some pseudo-legal and actually legal measures I’m using to assert that your laws don’t apply to me.”

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      6•1 year ago

      One of the sovcit court transcripts had a guy who refused to answer to his given name and insisted on being called Freedom Rings. Like are you seriously going to expect a judge to call you that lol.

      • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        To be fair, naming yourself is possibly the only concept consistent with the whole sovcit “I’m my own person”, uh, “philosophy.” The rest just seems like wishy-washy nonsense to me. But yeah, that probably didn’t go over well.

        • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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          3•1 year ago

          One of them demanded at his trial that the judge address him as Freedom Rings lol.

  • @Cort@lemmy.world
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    21•1 year ago

    Ah, I see the problem here. He’s using common law sovereign citizen tactics, when he actually needs to use Napoleonic code citoyen souverain

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      7•1 year ago

      How could he be so thoughtless?

  • @deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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    19•1 year ago

    I’m impressed they went to the trouble of hiring a notary to prove they really signed this nonsense.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      2•1 year ago

      They could have just paid the ticket and broke even.

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      23•1 year ago

      Notaries just must laugh all the way to the bank when a sovcit turns up to use their service.

      • @TheFriar@lemm.ee
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        18•1 year ago

        Fit? If I were a notary I’d absolutely be ad-bombing sovcit circles

      • @ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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        2•1 year ago

        Do they actually pay in something valuable for notaries?

        • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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          5•1 year ago

          I think they must. Which is weird because these are people who try to get out of using stamps.

          • neoman4426
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            3•1 year ago

            They’d need to get a notary for the notary to pay in their made up Monopoly money, then a notary for the notary for the notary, and so on and so forth. Less of a hassle to use real money just this once.

    • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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      14•1 year ago

      I see you’ve assumed that it is a legitimate notary stamp… Your optimism is admirable

    • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      I wonder how many notaries are kept in business because of sovereign citizens?

  • @SinningStromgald@lemmy.world
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    45° writing, red thumb print, blue wax, stamps and a signature. All the hallmarks of a perfectly cast “Noticketo Nomo” spell and still it persists. Whatever could they have done wrong?

    • Madrigal
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      13•1 year ago

      It’s “Noticketo NOmo”, not “NoticketOH noMO”.

      • @Noodle07@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        NoHomo

    • @NotAViciousCyborg@lemmy.world
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      33•1 year ago

      Just eyeballing it but it seems he wrote at 43°, I’m assuming the court clerk had a protractor to hand and wasn’t willing to overlook that horrible faux pas

      • @PM_me_your_doggo@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        Such a rookie mistake

    • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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      7•1 year ago

      Part of me wants to do some post-modern fictional world-building around this. Like the intersection of Constantine and The Office. A world where “magic” is just really bureaucratic metaphysics, complete with the occasional stovepipe or string to pull.

      • @SinningStromgald@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        Sprinkle in some Dark City as well.

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    I usually get them cancelled

    Riiiight. We definitely believe you.

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