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anders to Programmer [email protected] • 1 year ago

Stupid people always say no

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Stupid people always say no

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anders to Programmer [email protected] • 1 year ago
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Stupid people always say no

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  • @[email protected]
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    20•1 year ago

    I accidentally deleted a service in prod yesterday

    so, yes

    • andersOP
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      4•1 year ago

      @tourist im sorry to hear :(

      did you manage to recover it?

      • @[email protected]
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        5•1 year ago

        someone else could, thankfully

        (after ignoring my frantic teams messages for the longest hour of my life)

        • andersOP
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          3•1 year ago

          @tourist
          😅 Time is critical in such situation

  • ILikeCats
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    17•1 year ago

    Just press X to close the window

    • @[email protected]
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      7•1 year ago

      Yup, just walk away… or answer ‘no’ since smart folks don’t always say ‘yes’

  • Doc Avid Mornington
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    10•1 year ago

    Dwight Schrute from The Office saying "false"

  • @[email protected]
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    1•1 year ago

    !important

  • JackGreenEarth
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    7•1 year ago

    First of all, where’s the proof for the assertation that stupid people answer no? Secondly, how do you operationalise stupid? And finally, is the best person to adjudicate whether a given person is stupid really themself?

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    You can always just say no, since the condition is “always say no”.

    • andersOP
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      4•1 year ago

      @sepiroth154
      Indeed. 😄 You’re the first to catch it 😄

  • @[email protected]
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    1•1 year ago

    That’s an A for AAA.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 year ago

    <>Yes

  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 year ago

    ~(Not)

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    NULL

  • @[email protected]
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    13•1 year ago

    Depends if I’m the one that’s always lying or the one always telling the truth.

  • go $fsck yourself
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    5•1 year ago

    Negative

  • Kalkaline
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    14•1 year ago

    “no” =/= “No”

    For a bunch of programers, I can’t believe you all missed that.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      Touché, smarty pants

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    Stupid people always say no. There are no rules given for what smart people say. One could answer no to the question and the stupid people rule may not be applicable.

    • @[email protected]
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      20•1 year ago

      The only right answer

    • @[email protected]
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      7•1 year ago

      Also, “Stupid people always say ‘No’” is an incorrect statement. Only a Sith deals in absolutes!

      • dream_weasel
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        2•1 year ago

        There is no try, only do or do not!

        • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃
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          All !do is do not (!do); all do is do. [law of non-contradiction]. All try = do or !do [succeeds or fails, proven by observation]

          Therefore, no try != Not (do or !do)

          Therefore try is a useless term / there is no distinct “try” that is neither do nor do not.

          One must do or do not; there is no try.

          Quod Erat Demonstrandum

          • dream_weasel
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            2•1 year ago

            This is true only in hindsight though. You will always have done or not done even if you always set out to “do”. From this perspective it makes “don’t try” a little fatalistic, no?

            • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃
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              1•1 year ago

              Valid, but I do believe you’re overthinking a forced star wars pun…

              • dream_weasel
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                1•1 year ago

                Probably true

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          There is no say, only stupid or stupid not!

  • @[email protected]
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    40•1 year ago

    “Stupid people always say no” does not imply other people do any different.

    • @[email protected]
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      18•1 year ago

      Stupid people require oxygen to live.

      • Johanno
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        2•1 year ago

        Stupid people die in their lifetime

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        I like you

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