I have to imagine this is actually going to make it MORE likely that this vehicle gets damaged. Just not accidentally.
Looks like a perfect space for every lazy person to push their shopping cart into.
Cart Narcs will understand.
“Oops, shopping cart slipped right out of my hands.”
Now that’s a paddlin’
Could’a been 6. Dudes a rookie.
I doubt these trucks can be driven around in European or Asian roads. They seem so humongous. Even cargo vehicles which transport goods across the city are much smaller than these in India. Why are trucks so popular in the US? Does everyone haul things often? Are cargo trucks not rentable?
The US government’s standards for fuel economy paradoxically push car manufacturers to make bigger vehicles. The few mid-size pickups still available are now as big as full size pickups once were.
It’s a cultural thing, mostly. Some people do work as contractors and need large truck beds though.
A local business has any vehicle that does this towed by his cousins tow company. That company is 3 towns over about 50 miles. Guy has signs everywhere that warns anyone doing it. He still gets one or two a week.
Easy money doing the lord’s work.
Clearly the parking space is too small, lets petition our gouvernment to increaste them, like a football field per car, or something like that… or else please use public transportation
Public transit ? What kind of filthy commie are you ? Why do you hate America’s car manufacturers?
Moose sex pheromones. Hose the car down with them. Let nature take care of this one.
Yeah idk if that’s gonna help in PA lol. Deer maybe, but they aren’t gonna attack a car
Fly attractant on the tire?
Isn’t that just a shit-filled bag?
Most wheels don’t have them anymore, but a great prank used to be to smash a fish behind someone’s hubcap.
New cars kinda took care of not making things removable or have things you can loop things through the handles.
However the potato salad under the door handle is still on the table
Tesla aero wheels have clip on hub caps/aero wheel covers. Pull to remove, you may need double sided tape to install the prawn (shrimp) heads
Renter upset at the land lord? Prawn heads in the cheap aluminium curtain rods on moving out day
hard to find that, but you can absolutely get a syringe full of deer piss between the window and the rubber stripping that’s meant to keep the rain out of the door. doe-in-estrus urine is available at almost any outdoors shop, as hunters use it to attract bucks.
I’ll just key the car. May be write my name and gfs name with a lil heart sign.
That car officially belongs to the first person who can hotwire it.
1 space is deliberate, 2 spaces is careless, 3 spaces is heartless, but 4 spaces is priceless
My move lately has been to stand their windshield wipers up. You’re not doing anything criminally damaging to their vehicle, but in my experience, anyone this self-important will be really bothered by the thought of some random person putting their dirty hands on their precious baby.
I can’t wait until these become mainstream and see what some private parking lot assistants do with them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXSJ7dprzf4
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How are there not visible key marks in the paint?
Doesn’t even fill them all. Must be a compact truck. I’d still squeeze in with my car in front of him, across those two spots.
This is what stonetoss fans fap to
Plot twist: he’s literally hiding in the back seat just jackin it
u aint wrong