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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago

Bottom left for sure

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Bottom left for sure

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  • The Ape from Space
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    1•2 years ago

    I have spent too much time pondering this. I must leave. For my own sake.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    Depends on how big a slut he is.

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    Just to be that guy, they wouldn’t wear pants, they would wear barding.

  • blanketswithsmallpox
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    3•2 years ago

    For once OP has a truly unpopular opinion and it goes in Memes instead. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    1 and 4 are the same, it’s just 90s vs 2020s style.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    But why would a centaur weat pants

    • @[email protected]
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      5•2 years ago

      Formal occasions?

  • AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)
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    3•2 years ago

    I’m not sure either of the bottom ones are possible to put on without some amazingly elastic material.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      Zipper in the back.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    #4 but with front pockets…because…more pockets!

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    If I had a huge horse dong I would use it to impress the ladies and make huge cash on only fans

  • @[email protected]
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    2 years ago

    Does it have man junk and horse junk? It appears to only have horse junk in which case the top right would be correct

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      How do you even put those on? You’d need some kind of helper device

      • @[email protected]
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        2 years ago

        I was trying to figure that out too. Best I could figure, you’d start by putting the rear legs through both holes then sliding it up to right behind your front legs. Then do some kind of maneuver where you pull your front legs up to your body and try your best to stretch the pants a little bit to get your front legs into the top hole then down and out through the front leg holes, then finish sliding the top hole up into place? Idk I’ve now thought way too long about how a centaur would actually put pants on.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      10•2 years ago

      Yes, okay, but imagine being a centaur with bottom left pants. Easily accessible pockets are not to be underestimated.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        Pockets, sure, but then you got the ole horse cock flapping in the wind look though

        • @[email protected]
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          4•2 years ago

          It’s a feature, not a bug.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 years ago

          It is retractable that of the horse and other animals, you don’t need pants to hide it.

          • @[email protected]
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            2•2 years ago

            How have you come by such advanced horse dong knowledge sensei?

            • @[email protected]
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              2•2 years ago

              The… HARD way…

              • @[email protected]
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                2•2 years ago

                Ohhh myyyyy

      • QuinceDaPence
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        4•2 years ago

        Surely a centaur would just have saddle bags for easy to access storage.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    4

    • @[email protected]OP
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      1•2 years ago

      As a centaur I think I’d be too proud to entirely cover up my horse half. Plus going to the bathroom would suuuck

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    Bottom right in the winter, bottom left in the summer.

    “Shorts”

  • @[email protected]
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    34•2 years ago

    Either of the right two, it’s gotta cover your bits.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      I see the tail peeking through so there’s a tail hole. Hopefully there is also a poop hatch…although you’d probably have to get a buddy to open it…

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        Can a centaur scratch it’s butt?

        • @[email protected]
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          3•2 years ago

          That’s what the spear is for.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        What would a centaur toilet look like? 🤔

        • @[email protected]
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          3•2 years ago

          Everything the light touches, young centaur, is your toilet

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      No he can’t remove them if he needs to use the bathroom it’s clearly option be 3

  • Flying Squid
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    7•2 years ago

    If you can’t let your junk fly free, I don’t even see the point of being a centaur.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    2•2 years ago

    They wouldn’t. They would refuse and fight you if you tried to put them on one.

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