Woah, we’re already up to half a kilobean? Nicely done, lads.

I will keep upvoting til we get to 32,768 beans. Mark my words.

You’re doing God’s work

I’m curious how far you can get before Lemmy turns on you.

Image Transcription:

[An image depicting five hundred and twelve light blue 13.7 ounce cans of ‘Heinz Beanz’ brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in a thirty-two by sixteen rectangle on a white background. The image quality makes the words on the can impossible to make out and very blurry.]

^I’m a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^

This is a real bacon narwhal level of comedy.

We did it team

In a world of peculiar scenes and schemes, Where Lemmy’s canned beans go on wild dreams, They find themselves in crocs, with ticklish toes, Or hidden inside clocks, where time silently flows.

Oh, these mischievous beans, quite daring and bold, Doubling as surprises in stories untold, They roam with the cats, in a curious parade, Gandalf himself would be charmed, I’m afraid.

From the depths of the pantry, they emerge, Their flavor transcending the culinary verge, In every odd nook, they manage to hide, A tasty delight, ready to be spied.

So embrace the whimsy of these magical beans, Discovering joy in the most unusual scenes, For they dance in crocs and tinker with the clock, In this enchanting world, where wonders unlock.

Chat-GPT probably.

We demand beans!

I’m out of the loop, what’s up with the bean theme today?

Are you sure this isn’t a window screen with a lot of hard buildup on it?

I don’t know, I think eating this many beans will make me poop, and I really need not to poop.

At least 512 or exactly 512 casue I don’t know whether to upvote or downvote.

I get the feeling this will loop back around to forming a single can of beans

Holy moly a half gig of beans