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Just asked ChatGPT what the social structure of a Wolf pack is and it trotted out all the alpha, beta crap, because that’s now what most people believe.
If you have to tell people you’re an alpha, you’re not.
Back when Twitter was not known as a new name, I would respond to people in the time line talking about how they are alpha with this. Most of them just blocked me.
How beta.
There are no human alphas. Without each other we’re all weak ass bitches. Just look at the series “Alone”. Even the most rugged outdoorsmen absolutely get fucked hard when they are alone.
We’re a social species. Our strength is our cooperation. Anyone who thinks he’s above the rest kicking ass all alone is just a moron.
What? Someone making sense about the social evolution of humans? Not on my internet!
Not joining the whole alpha thing but where does alpha get described as lone?
Meme Alphas are purported to be top dog but they still run with a pack
True. Though I’ll add, none of these people actually are leaders in their friend group or community. They think that being an aggressive ahole makes them a leader when real leadership tends to be about gently convincing people that they want to do what you want done or that they should do it anyways
There’s no wolf alphas in nature neither. It’s an old and debunked theory based on studying captive wolves.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/is-the-alpha-wolf-idea-a-myth/
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I found this too be quite interesting:
To me, this makes all the “I’m an alpha, like a wolf” bumble even funnier. Nah, you’re just a cat person with poop on the brain.
That is an interesting article, thanks for sharing!
To be absolutely clear to anyone who hasn’t read about this; it was debunked by the same guy who came up with it in the first place!
The dude studied wolves in captivity, drew conclusions about their behaviour, then applied those studies to wolves in the wild and discovered that he’d got it all wrong. The behaviours that he observed in captive wolves were all stress responses.
To be fair, the alpha male thing in humanity is also a stress response.
Well then I’m alpha as fuck.
Didn’t he also put a bunch of adolescent wolves together for that? It was basically a lupine Lord of the Flies in there.
So, what I’m hearing is that there are human alpha males… but only in prisons. That checks out.
No no you’ve got it backwards. Those are just stress responses. Human alphas do exist but you have to put them in the wild with a hungry pack of wolves.
Because he’s a good scientist. He followed the evidence, ran a different experiment to test his findings, and followed the evidence again.
Absolutely. He had the courage to question his own assumptions when they were challenged by new evidence. Everyone could stand to learn from him.
Stop your honking, Nancy. I know. I was calling people who claim to be alpha, “weak ass bitches.”
Join me on !sigma_memes
FoXeS aRe JuSt CaT sOfTwArE rUnNiNg On DoG hArDwArE.
Also rabbits eat carrots, mice eat cheese, and turtles eat pizza
The only thing I know about wolf socialization is from a documentary I saw where 2 wolves were fucking and the girl wolf’s dad came back with the rest of her pack and caught them and when the boy wolf tried to run away he dragged her down like 3/4 of the giant hill they were on by his dick before it popped out. It was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life.
Isn’t this the plot of one of those twilight movies
Alpha software: broken and incomplete software
Alpha radiation: very little penetration power
Sounds like me…
Alpha Centauri: less than a tenth of the mass of Beta Centauri.
Did you just call me fat?
Actually it turns out its a myth that there are alpha wolves at all. Makes this even better. https://www.sciencenorway.no/ulv/wolf-packs-dont-actually-have-alpha-males-and-alpha-females-the-idea-is-based-on-a-misunderstanding/1850514
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That is an oddly specific amount of gryffindor points.
Astute observation! Minus 12 points to Slytherin!
I think that’s exactly what the meme is about
I’m the omega man
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I bet you encounter a lot of resistance…
In my whole life, a lot of zombies out there
Are we all supposed to sigma now?
Any time someone uses the terms “alpha”, “beta”, or “sigma” unironically when referring to a person, I immediately write them off as a braindead waste of oxygen.
I’m not even religious, and I’m praying tiktok finally gets banned.
Feel the same way but why did you mention religious in particular? Do they have something against tiktok or something? I hate it for a bunch of reasons but I don’t see anything that could be particularly religious.
Probably because they used the word ”praying” which is quite directly connected to religions.
Probably the “praying” part
Ah ofc I would miss the super obvious one…
Hahah, you’re not alone! I made the same mistake.
Excuse me, I’m a delta
i am the omega female
Hello roof!
Definitely a hacked/fake account lol
On an unrelated note, nothing screams dominance more than someone who gets their lifeprotips from a guy who needs to abuse women to get them to listen to him, and got arrested by the police. Sure seems the police are the alphas in this case lol.
And in the US, E Jean Carrol seems to have shown “President” Trump who is really in charge too
Props to the judge who reminded the jury in the defamation case that it was already established fact that Trump had raped E Jean Carrol as were the findings from a previous case, and to disregard Trump’s attorneys who claimed otherwise.
The funny thing is that it seemed trump repeated his bs on the weekend.
So. He’s likely to get yet another lawsuit
I believe he’s into humiliation.
wtf is a TL
timeline
Pretty sure that’s time line
Thank you! I legitimately had no idea what that could stand for.
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Not really, they act more like normal extended family dynamics. The pyramid isn’t as linear as that implies.
And if he’d rolled low: “It’s the big one.”
Sigma? How about ligma?
Mind goblin?
Who’s Joe
Joe deez nuts
Jody’s Nuts? Are we on 196 rn?
Ligma Joe?
sigma balls
