Certainly feels eternal at 6:50. On the bright side, if you decide to get up and answer nature’s call, the feeling of slipping back under the already-warm covers is unbeatable.
And then you’re 20 minutes late for work because you fell back asleep
Yeah, 20 if I’m lucky 😞
I am almost never able to get back to sleep after “answering the call.” It’s like the brain get a signal to start working.
It happens to me too, but I’m always grateful if I have even a few minutes to shut my eyes again. They usually feel dry/irritated because I’m a night owl and don’t give myself enough time to sleep.
I don’t know what this meme is trying to say, pee is stored in the balls after all.
The bladder tells the balls that it’s time
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Penis: it’s fucking time
Certainly makes it hard to pee
It’s not exactly hard to pee; I can pee up into my own face just fine. However, I do not want to do that. I want it to go into the toilet, and that is hard when it’s hard.
I mean, it is kind of hard to push the stuff through initially when the thing is hard. But I guess you’re right that aiming becomes a bigger issue.
Every damn morning
And hopefully you dont snooze off to waterly dreams
Sometimes it happens that I dream I actually woke up and am staring at the wc…
Don’t go chasin’ waterfalls
Make the bladder gladder.
Eh, I was going to shower anyway.
Is it even possible? I mean, your bladder would probably scream so loud that the brain would give up
This was me this morning and I hate it.
Only this morning? Lucky bastard.
Sometimes a big fart releases the pressure and buys you some more sleep time.
that’s a life pro tip right there
The other times you shit the bed
And pee yourself
Every single goddamn day… It doesn’t matter when I need to be up, that time can change, and no matter what I always have to pee one hour before I need to be up.
I hate my brain more than anything in the entire universe, but my bladder is a close second lol
Biological clock in action
