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Mine is: “A wagon fulla pancakes? In the chanpeenship? I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TWY!!”
HERE COMES DR TRAN
Now take off your top and get killed by Greg Kinnear.
You won’t be so smart mouthed with your little probing shoe investigation while Dr. Tran GUNS YA DOWN in the middle of your fucking beauty pageant CONLAN!
HICKORY SMOKED HORSE BUTTHOLES
Hey-hey, planting is simple! It’s just planting things in the plant! You guys can plant, can’t ya? This is easy!
Cave carrots! Stone squash! Pebble peas! Cave squash! Pebble carrots squash! Stone peas!
One-a day i was going to malta to-a big-a hotel. In the morning i go-a down to eat a breakfast. I tell-a waitress i wanna 2 pieces of toast…
You better NOT sheet on the bed you sonofabeech
TAKE ME… TO… THE BAGEL SHOP!
I am feeling fat… and sassy.
Tuesday’s coming, did you bring a jacket?
Everybody DANCE!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!
And how!
Wayaaaaaaa!
My spoon is too big…
IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
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If I may be pedantic for a second, The End of the World was originally from albinoblacksheep. YTPs came much later 🤓
Now for a tiny subset of my trigger phrases:
“Don’t forget your umbrella!”
"Tomorrow I’ll-”
“If that makes you feel uncomfortable, that’s too bad!”
Oh man, albinoblacksheep was so cursed. So many things my young eyes weren’t ready to see, including a poorly drawn cartoon clip of a dog walking in on her humans giving/receiving a hand job lmao. Weird times.
The worst thing I remember seeing on there was a crude animation of a very graphic and violent crime (I’d rather not specify) set to Tiny Tim’s “Tiptoe Through the Tulips.” My friend and I loved it and sang/pantomimed it regularly, but yeah… That animator was either pretty disturbed or otherwise 12 years old.
For my nightmare fuel, some of the animations from Rathergood (Spoonguard being the one I can’t forget) were terrifying.
Tales of the Blode, though? That was my shit.
CHYAA CHYAA UNDIS UNDIS
I have no idea what YTP is, but I spent a lot of time on Albinoblacksheep and reading a bunch of webcomics every day. In the late 90’s and early 2000’s, I spent most of my time on Neopets or trying to find things I was interested in before Google and Wikipedia existed. It was a lot harder back then.
…are you me? lol
Also don’t forget StumbleUpon! So many wasted hours!
As well as ICanHasCheeseburger and fml.
YTP doesnt make sense as a phrase since most of these vids were before YT even existed
Yeah. I’m pretty sure the Hampster Dance predates the Y2K bug.
*Hampster
At first I was mad.
Then I was offended.
Do you want F O U N D A T I O N R E P A I R ?
“The one ring… TO RULE THE-“ “Only I may do that.”
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! You violated MY MOTHER
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
You could make a religi-- no, don’t.
