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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago

A likely explanation.

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A likely explanation.

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  • 1024_Kibibytes
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    52•2 years ago

    There’s also this theory:

    https://www.theonion.com/doctors-confirm-mcconnell-had-a-stroke-after-imagining-1850683094

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      death coming for him, in one way or another.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 years ago

    I think death is going to be waiting a while. Turtles have an exceptionally long lifespan.

  • Bactus
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    18•2 years ago

    My friend posted a picture of her cat frozen in the same way and suggested maybe he was hypnotized cause he saw a birb. Do we have any confirmation of whether or not he was chittering under his breath?

  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 years ago

    The damn slacker with the scythe just just go and do his job.

  • @[email protected]
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    27•2 years ago

    What have I missed?

    • @[email protected]
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      59•2 years ago

      Mitch McConnell, 81 year old US Senate minority leader, stopped mid sentence and stared out into space before being escorted away during a recent press conference. Video

      • jared
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        10•2 years ago

        He just needed a reboot, damn blue screens.

      • @[email protected]B
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        29•2 years ago

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=nq8fMwtqI9k

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 years ago

          Good bot.

        • Sonotsugipaa
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          We’re sorry but Piped doesn’t work properly without JavaScript enabled. Please enable it to continue.

          Hey, this is the first time in a decade I see a website that knows what <noscript> is!

          Trigger warning: extreme nerding

          (edit: that’s a lie, my university’s on-line didactic portal has done it for at least 2 years and it’s hardly a coincidence that it has a C.S. faculty - which I’m a part of. I need a life ffs)

          • Daniel
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            2•2 years ago

            React comes with them by default.

      • @[email protected]
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        26•2 years ago

        Man it’s fucking nuts that an 81 year old has this job

        • @[email protected]
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          21•2 years ago

          Americans love their 80 year old politicians. The upper levels of government are basically a retirement home, it’s wild.

          • @[email protected]
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            10•2 years ago

            Imagine not wanting to retire when you clearly have a shit tonne of money and could live a very comfortable and happy retirement. He probably could have retired like 40 years ago too. I don’t get it.

            • @[email protected]
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              12•2 years ago

              Power. It’s all about power. Those who have it never give it up voluntarily.

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                8•2 years ago

                Yeah that is the only explanation but it’s just an obsession at that point… Keeping power to the literal death sounds like mental illness to me.

                • @[email protected]
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                  3•2 years ago

                  It’s a very human trait, unfortunately. That’s why democratic control over any sort of power is the only way to improve society.

              • @[email protected]
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                4•2 years ago

                This is the only logical explanation. Which makes them exactly the kind of people you don’t want to have in power.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•2 years ago

          Calling it a job is kind of a stretch

          • @[email protected]
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            2•2 years ago

            Lmao good point

  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 years ago

    Ethan on H3 made this exact joke made me laugh so fucking hard dude!!!

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    Oh cmon all these barely alive politicians. We shouldn’t allow ppl older than 60 into politics.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      There’s plenty of older politicians with their wits about them. The problem is the witless voters who support McConnell.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    Ahh this happened to erdogan a couple times now. Theyre almost there cmon get there go go go

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