…such a simple gesture, saying so many words without actually saying them… even if your girlfriend is a goof…

“Chloe, this feels like such a special moment… let’s just say the first things that comes to mind,… 3… 2… 1… GO!”

“…life is like toilet paper… long and useful, but always ends at the wrong moment…”

“…if I ever get a boob job, I’m going to ask to have squeaky toys implanted instead of silicone…”

“…dogs can’t operate MRI machines… but catscan …”

“… … … … … … …I’m an adult now and ill be charged as one… I’m an adult now and ill be charged as one…”