that is one seriously durable sticker
This could be a 30 year old photo
That is one seriously durable photo.
This exact sticker at a different location still exists in my town. I’ll take a photo of it and follow-up some time.
You know, if I were in the business of making predictions about when Jesus is coming back, I’d want the cheapest stickers I could find. That way, when I’m wrong, at least there won’t be physical evidence hanging around for 30 years.
Hell, paper and tape would have been the right call.
How about if you
thought of the money schemepredicted it 8 years earlier and wanted thegriftstickers to last that long?I bet people who think those stickers are worth buying would just buy more when the first ones faded.
That Ford in the background is ~2004 model, so that sets an earlier bound on the time of photo
I doubt the red red ink on that sticker would be that bright and colorful, not faded by the sun, after 13 years outside.
He took one look at the world and left, obviously.
Hookers and blow will sideline anyone if you can afford it.
Mat 24:36 KJVPCE ¶But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
That sign directly contradicted the bible so you know it wasn’t a christian who put it up. a little reasearch typically shows the scam makes a lot of money.
Of course it was a Christian who put it up. Majority of christians have no idea what’s in the bible and they just wait to be told what to believe by clergy, politicians, etc.
The scam of religion does indeed make some people a LOT of money.
Damn that’s a really high quality sticker
You see… the old talking point for the rapture was how the bible says that the last generation will be when the fig tree ripens, or some symbolic shit like that.
Evangelicals latched on to “the fig tree ripens” to mean Israel becoming a nation, and that was in the late nineteen forties, so give or take a few years, fudge the numbers a little bit, and this decal falls right within that range, most said a Jewish generation means 47 years… no, strike that, it’s 48… no, wait, I meant 49, it was supposed to be 50, so 51 it is… they kept pushing the bar, and here we still are, and so are they.
I lost track and don’t care what these people blather on about currently, but I suppose the rapture pushers keep on clinging to any fucking sign, no matter how weak and random, and assigning an intricate, deliberate pattern out of it, full of false starts, dead ends and crazy loops, with a strong whiff of q-anon ‘n’ shit.
October 28, 1992. There was a rapture on the streets tell me where were you?
I was either sitting at home watching my TV, or participating in some anarchy.
The 90s were a sublime time, weren’t they?
It’s almost as if they don’t read their own Jesus’ words. Matthew claims he said no man knows the hour or day. I’m not getting into what Isaac Newton thought about it
I’m not getting into what Isaac Newton thought about it
Please do! I know a lot about the Bible and Christianity, but I’ve never heard of any Newton association.
It’s wild, but he tried to calculate the tune of the second coming. There’s quite a bit available on YT about it.
Wrong date, right sticker provider.
Any second now
Perhaps he really is here. If so, he’d be 32 years old by now. Twas around that age he got axed the last time, allegedly. Thor knows I could go for a good crucifixion right now!
Can we go with something less romantic, I want to see the weirdos get creative this time around. I propose death by horsecock, give’em the mister hands treatment.
The Bible says that the second coming will be announced with loud trumpets, and the skies will roll back, and he will descend from heaven. It says that it’ll be unmistakable that he’s returned and every person on earth will know about it. He’s not coming back as a baby.
He’d be 31. It’s when I was born
Jesus shows up and the Rodney King Riots happen the next day?
Get your shit together, Jesus.
God’s will. /s
The rapture or something similar will start during February 3rd, 2525.
Edit: nobody got the reference so far
Psssh… We have to get through 2112 first…
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
That’s too far off, nobody cares. You’re going to need to predict closer apocalypses if you want to make it in this business.
He came and went and took all the good people with him.
I’d say I deserved to go too, but honestly I’m no longer Christian, so…
I mean, sometimes it feels we’re on the shit timeline.
I saw the “I won’t feed a demon, ruby franke” post, holy shit is it the shittiest timeline
All 8 of them?
This is quite soon! Hope you all are prepared
