Physics clubs always pull out the liquid nitrogen ice cream, so licking is an option!
As long as it’s the ice cream you’re licking and not the liquid nitrogen.
Herpetology: Bed plan bad plan BAD PLAN!!!
Electronics: “It’s useful in testing whether a battery has charge or not.”
I’m the white lantern of our sector, I’ve actually been to Uranus and licked it.
You can lick anything at least once.
How would I go about licking the sun?
Just send a meta-lick into the future. After long enough, the Sun will come closer to get licked.
Choose parts of the sun the sun has thrown away so as to not need to find a way of surviving to living range of the surface of the sun
So you’re saying I can lick Uranus?
If you go there, yes.
That you wish you could ;)
Point yourself at the surface so that when you get there the tongue-part of the pressure diamond you’ve become is lowest.
Thank you for the practical advice! Uranus exerts a lot of pressure and getting my tongue up there could be challenging.
Chemistry has discovered more than they probably care to admit by accidentally licking things.
Mouth pipetting is a large part of this.
Purposefully licking things.
Chemists of old were a bit less safety conscious than we are today. Tasting the chemicals you just made was just part of the job back then.
We still like to sniff stuff. You’ve got some very sensitive chemoreceptors right on your face, might as well use them!
very sensitive chemoreceptors
laughs in canine
Chemists of old were plenty safety conscious. Licking the science is what apprentices were for.
Literally how we got aspartame. It started as an ulcer drug.
“Why does my cigarette I left on the lab table taste sweet?” is absolutely the question an inattentive scientists asked himself before he discovered an artificial sweetener.
EDIT: Michael Sveda’s discovery of cyclamate at the university of Illinois in 1937
Medicine: In here? Sure, that’s how you get c diff, staph, e coli…
I’d also lick your anus
And then there is NileRed, who does lick the chemistry He does.
A quick question, should the software engineer lick the monitor screen or the keyboard?
I… uh… am asking for a friend who is a software engineer.
I am a butterfly instructor.
Lmao dammit emacs
The butterflies. Someone needs to see if they taste of butter.
I have eaten fried moth. Tasted much like almond
They taste more like flies and less like butter.
Source
Don’t ask.
the motherboard. how else can you tell that it is working?
Given most software engineers develop in a cloud environment, I would… I mean my friend would have to shove their head into a server rack that is consuming high amounts of wattage. My friend would then have to try reaching for the motherboard by extending their tongue.
The only problem I see here is travelling to the data centre which are often located in different countries or even continents. I am not sure if their employer would cover that expense.
Given most software engineers develop in a cloud environment
This is 100% false
ssh into the server and lick your desktop’s motherboard
Gives a whole new meaning to SSH tunnelling.
Quantum properties of SSH
Also, I don’t know if Amazon will let my friend in a similar situation into their data centers to lick the AWS motherboards.
AMZN can charge extra as part of their AWS plan to allow enhanced debugging.
Licking is for mouses and touch-pads.
Use the onLick() event.
Hey there I am Dev
Most keyboards get really gross after a while and are hardly ever cleaned. I’d go for the monitor.
This is why they never get cleaned, you gotta start somewhere. Lick the keyboard!
Apple could have avoided an entire lawsuit for their butterfly keyboards, if their users did this one thing. SMH.
Isn’t there a game where if you put ketchup on the disc it does something to make it easier to speedrun? So licking might be too unreasonable
Thanks for sharing the insight. Apparently, it was a speed run hack on Xbox for an old SpongeBob game.
So, there’s some precedent set in the field of computer peripheral licking to improve results.
Lemme just lick my radioactive isotope sample.
We know not to lick it, therefor someone has licked it
Well, lots of someone’s painting watch faces with it.
Software engineering… If you can lick it, you spelled “click” wrong. And that’s why your code won’t compile, you complete failure.
NameError: name ‘lick’ is not defined. Did you mean: ‘click’?
NameError: name ‘lick’ is not defined. Did you mean: ‘sudo rm -rf /’?
Ftfy
📞Hello police? Yeah it’s this one.📞
You beat me to it, but I’ll also add this other obligatory link.
You can quest like a tribe does.
Electronics: Only the low voltage side.
Lick the null and keep on with your life. Lick the phase and suffer. Lick two phases and die.
You can always lick the ground or earth depending on where you live
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“Lick this dish please.”
“So you do lick the science?!”
“No. You are the science.” <checks watch><marks something down on a clipboard>
My Clinical Microbiology teacher: I’m no longer allowed to teach you how to waft plates, but… if you happen to catch a whiff of ____ growing on a plate, you would smell ____. ::wink, wink::