If he died in a bed fire, which I hope he does, that’s an act of his god, right?
Tell me you’ve never read the Bible without telling me you’ve never read the Bible.
This guy is a pastor… ! Delusional but still a guy people listen to
I have holes too, sucker.
“This is real, and it really matters”
Lmaoo, that sounds so childish.
This is not biblical.
Ur mom is not biblical…
She do be a blessing though!
I’m sorry. I’m just an idiot and I honestly can’t help myself.
Yo mama so nice, she raised you!
Yo mama so generous that everytime I come to visit there’s always a plate of food ready for me to take home.
Your mom is sorry, ah!
:p
Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.” Matthew 19:14
This pastor: “No, only my children, not these others.”
There are days I wish all that religious stuff would be real so I could be sure he goes to hell and on his way Jesus slaps him in his face. Once for every evil tweet, no twice at least.
Unfortunately, if the “treat everyone with respect and dignity” Jesus were real there would still be no hell to go to.
Imagine the absolutely batshit retarded nonsense that kicks around in the heads of these boring, soulless fucking morons. This is the stuff that gets past whatever social filter the pond scum parents endowed on their precious little shitstains.
They say most people present their best selves on social media. He must be a real piece of shit, in person.
That just sounds like racism with extra steps
Literally the opposite of what the fucking Bible says but ok Brian.
Show in the Bible where this matters.
Show in Jesus’s teachings where the opposite is not taught.
Do Christians even know what Christianity is these days, or is it up to everyone else now to teach them the ways of Christ?
Christians like the one that OP posted don’t practice Christianity.
They practice “you believe what I tell you/I believe what I’ve been told to believe”
You could read Jesus’ teachings to them, verbatim, and they’d think it was an Obama campaign speech.
Blessed are those who pull themselves up by the bootstraps.
*sandal straps. We’re talking about the middle east over 2000 years ago
IT’S A SIGN FROM BRIAN, OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR
Yes they do practice Christianity and I’m tired of Christians constantly shirking responsibility by suggesting that Christians can’t be bad people, or that problematic Christians aren’t a part of their group. Even Jesus said you all suck.
No, they don’t.
It’s crazy that no matter who you are, where you’re born, or what religion you’re born into… You’re always born into the one true religion.
What a blessing that is.
‘Everyone Has A Plan Till They Get Punched In The Mouth.’
– Mike Tyson
Oh shit. That explains why God’s plan is so messed up. He lost the plot when Methuselah beat the shit out of him and demanded to be blessed.
Is this fake ? ?
This is real, and it really matters
This just feels evil to me. How can people have such vile certainty.
Bro has never heard of baptism.
Evangelicalism is a hell of a drug.
