Ok, I didn’t get it when I thought they meant not making the deck angry, and I still don’t get what I’m supposed to be seeing here.
The footprints in the snow that show he was still pissing off the deck.
My only question is why does she care?
Maybe she doesn’t want her deck to smell like piss
Or the plants to die. Large shrubs can be expensive to replace.
I finally stopped peeing off the porch when I killed 2 rose bushes. Now I walk 2 steps off the porch and kill the grass
Ok, just piss in the corner then.
Weird
I know… it’s pretty much written into marriage vows, “till death do us part or one of us stops pissing from the deck”. She needs to fulfill her duties and start joining him at night on the deck
He is pissing off the deck. And no the ground won’t start smelling like piss from that lol
Depends where the last few drops go.
You’d have to have quite a lot of last few drops to smell up the place. Or some ridiculously potent piss.
Not if he does it every night. A few drops after a few weeks is a fair bit and wood soaks up liquid pretty good.
Wood for an outside deck isn’t going to be soaking up much liquid, or the deck would turn to shit after a couple rainstorms. It’s probably pressure treated
Have you ever seen a public urinal?
No of course not. Please elaborate. Do they get similar amounts of users or something else that’s comparable?
I’m now imagining him getting bottles of concentrated piss and pouring it off the deck in the middle of the night to deter predators.
I imagine there’s a racoon hiding underneath the boards, just lying there with its mouth open, waiting
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In the original POST, OP says that it’s killing the shrubs down there.
Suggestions included making a designated piss spot or moving the shrubs. Not, you know, just respecting your wife enough to not piss off the deck if asked.
Jealousy
Nitrogen content in your piss is pretty high and can end up killing your grass in excess. It looks like OP’s husband pisses in two spots right beside the stairs so the nitrogen will accumulate there.
Judging by the shrubs there could be a little garden down there the wife cares about, or she wants the habit cut so there’s not a yellow splotch that guests are being funneled between.
… Or plain old prudery. Who truly knows~
Unless hes literally pissing gallons a day on the same spot, or they live in a severely dry area, this is not a concern, rain and other sources like morning dew will dilute and wash it away. Plants aren’t that sensitive to it.
Ever see “dog spots” in a yard? Urine can absolutely do damage to plants if concentrated in one area.
Probably just seems nasty or something
Probably smells like piss
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why would you doubt that?
were you pissing on the same spot everyday repetitively without anyone complaining?
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this guy piss
I have. Doesn’t smell (not just according to me)
If it walks like piss, smells like piss, it’s definitely a duck.
Who are you so wise in the way of science?
I can’t imagine what kind of a trash human just pisses all over his own yard like a dog. Talk about having no regard for even your own home and any pride for it.
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lol, this guy again.
Touch grass
You sound fun
I don’t piss in my own yard where my kids play yeah, that’s so white trash bullshit
Why bring skin color into this?
It’s so unfair only kids get to piss there
One that cares about the environment and doesn’t want to waste water but wants to fertilize the land.
That chair could do with a sand and a nice coat of paint.
On the left? It’s not wood
I think it’s fabric, not wood.
I mean, at least he’s house-trained.
Why the deck mad, bro?
what the hell did he do to piss off a deck ? did he expose it to the sun without regular maintenance ?
He didn’t apply carbon-fiber stucco lathe to his foundation
Proof that most humans haven’t developed one bit in the past million years
Show me a single deck that even existed more than a few thousand years ago.
They had decks on their houses 1mil years ago?
I don’t engage with trolls arguing in bad faith, except to tell them to fuck off :)
Lolololol no u.
I mean, yeah? Early homo (erectus, habilis) were known for building things with natural materials, so it’s not inconcievable that they built huts and had decks for their huts.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=did+homo+erectus+have+multi+story+huts+complete+with+decks&t=fpas&ia=web
Yeah sorry not finding any evidence of that.
Yeah. I definitely said “multi-story” didn’t I? Curse my selective amnesia.
I guess it’s completely inconceivable that our tool wielding ancestors felled trees and built huts raised from the forest floor. Inconceivable.
Ever since man has become bipedal we have strived to piss off high points. Whomst are you to deny us the ways of our forefathers?
One would think we could stop that, now that astronauts have pissed on the Moon itself.
It is not a conquest of mankind but of individuals.
They actually sorta kinda have… a LOT. The whole transition to being farmers and stuff? Not only that, though, lots of stuff has been going on in and around our nuclei.
Source/Further Reading: No, Humans Have Not Stopped Evolving | Scientific American
Urinating in the bathroom sink 🤤.
Pissing in the ice cube tray 🤤
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
Gotta be biggus dikus
I prefer to piss in the wood stove.
How about the humidifier?
I’ll have to try that.
If Upper Decking someone is taking a dump in the toilet tank, what would pissing in the humidifier be called?
“Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…
Also, my brother & I had go cart growing up. One afternoon we ran that thing until engine overheated, leaving us stranded.
Being an impatient lil redneck, my brother decided to whip it out & piss on the engine to cool it off…
Hot piss smells fuckin awful…
what would pissing in the humidifier be called?
“Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…
“Freshen the air”? “Make it rain”? “Steam it up”?
Golden vapours.
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*kitchen sink
For when the one bathroom is already being used and ya gotta go.
I read that as “when the one in the bathroom is already being used” and imagined some guy grumbling about having to pee in the kitchen sink because someone else is already peeing in the bathroom sink.
:(
Meeh, I use it as a urinal, even if the bathroom is not being used 😁.
Good to see the ol’ /r/SinkPissers community is strong on Lemmy
God damn 🤣… never knew it existed on Reddit 🤣.
Maybe he didn’t pee.
Maybe he pood.
I’d be impressed if he managed to poop off the deck while his feet were facing out. I’d need a diagram to understand it.
Well you see, it’s an elaborate system of pulleys and levers, sort of like a Rube Goldberg machine…
People seem to forget the agility of the shower poop man.
No dagram needed, poop it out until its clinging on for dear life and just about to fall, then a little hip thrust will send it forward into the abyss.
Takes a little practice.
Footprints the wrong way
That’s assuming he didn’t poo onto the porch and then toss it. ;)
Seems like that would had left an even more telling track in the snow.
Had a neighbor who would piss on his front bush like a fucking cat.
You could tell where because of the dead spot in the shape of piss trickle
That’s his land. He can piss on it if he wants. He’s just marking his territory.
Maybe it’s her land, or both of theirs.
Then she should be pissing on it, too. It’s only fair.
It’s their land
But hey wife bad amirite?
If go outside there is no need to wash your hands, tis is natural.
Man who piss into wind, gets wet.
Man who make mistake on elevator, wrong on many levels
“I see,” said the blind man, pissing into the wind. “It’s all coming back to me now.”
”I see," said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
“I see,” said the blind man
to his deaf dog
who was sitting on the corner of the round table
on the third floor of their two-story building.“I see” said the woman, staring at the ceiling, realizing the frozen ice rink was more slippery than she thought.
What did you do to make it so angry?
