Committing voter fraud to own the libs?

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    71 year ago

    Actually, every third party candidate is “Donald Trump,” in a very literal sense. They’re all characters put on by the same performer through a series of elaborate disguises. This is why they don’t allow them into debates and stuff, obviously they can’t be in the same room together because they’re all the same person.

    Here's them as Claudia de la Cruz:

    And here's them as Donald Trump:

    As you can plainly see, they are the same person. Look how they’re both looking upwards, for example. Dead giveaway, I’ll take my $1,000,000.

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      81 year ago

      It’s like a Series of Unfortunate Events. Every Third Party Candidate is Trump in an increasingly bad disguise, no adults can see it, but the libs can.

  • Maoo [none/use name]
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    91 year ago

    Step 1: vote third party

    Step 2: pay someone $100 to vote for Trump

    Step 3: Collect $1 mil that you definitely have

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    201 year ago

    Number of Votes for “Third Party Candidate” = X

    Number of “Third Party Candidates” with universal ballot access = 0

    X / 0 = Error: Divide By Zero

    Election crashes. Vote goes to the House of Representatives. Trump wins.

    +1 Presidency of Donald Trump

    QED

    Please let me know where to pick up my check.