I don’t know. I like Griffith’s Quantum Mechanics which opens saying if you think you’re starting to understand this stuff, you really haven’t.
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Because you’re touching them with your eyes
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Thanks Thiccle Rick
Ah yes, joke #3
Thank you for this, it was new to me
So… is Goldstein still around or did he…?
Apparently still alive at 85: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Goodstein
There’s still time
Don’t worry, he’s alive: His wiki page
There’s a mechanics textbook called “there once was a classical theory” and it opens with:
There once was a classical theory Of which quantum disciples were leery. They said, “Why spend so long On a theory that’s wrong?” Well, it works for your everyday query!
you could always just stop studying that field.
So you are just going to live forever?
Of course, but then the book isn’t for you.
I dunno, I usually open a textbook by turning over the front cover 🥁
Why do we have a 🌫️ emoji instead of a cymbal? It would compliment the drum emoji so well.
This is beautiful and I must study this subject now.
You know; so I have an excuse.
My third year thermodynamics course opened with a similar quip by the lecturer. Entropy is actually depressing. You can’t fight it. You can’t not fight it. It just wins.
Man, you humans are going to be really upset when you find the universal wall…
I mean uh…
Hey, how was the game last night amirite?
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Yeah he played his most popular hit “Move” and people went nuts as usual.
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?
Thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in
Life is a temporary win over it, just enjoy it while you can.
All we have to decide is what to do with the entropy that is given us.
So… that’s why I never tidy up my room. I’m just too smart!
Well I mean yeah. It wasn’t my first existential crisis - you get used to them eventually. Or you do what those guys did I guess.
To quote The Star Child, “What, you haven’t planned that far ahead?”
My favorite class in grad school. I absolutely loved deriving the laws of thermodynamics from first principles based the random motion of atoms. It was beautiful.
Is the grad school in the room now? Do you need help?
Grad school? This is for 4y bachelor student
Bachelor student? I learned this in high school
If you didn’t study this in elementary school, I don’t know what kind of bullshit school you went to.
Umm, this is the first thing we were taught on the first day of kindergarten.
Goo gah
No flexing, was just wondering why
One opening line that’s always stuck with me is:
“The doctor said I was a paranoid schizophrenic. Well, he didn’t actually say it, but we knew he was thinking it.”
We are all gas with a slightly denser particle distribution.
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We all are vast collections of harmonic oscillators.
To quote twitch chat: “monkaS”
Weed out the riff-raff who can’t hack it
Boltzmann is “riff-raff” now?!? I get what you’re going for, but c’mon.
