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Doubt it; those idiots would probably advocate for using turpentine instead.
Disclaimer that shouldn’t be necessary but probably is: DON’T DRINK TURPENTINE.
Don’t drink too much turpentine.*
drink purplewie instrad
https://www.tilgear.info/product_images/Large/HAN500MTH.jpgDrink lean
RIP Pimp C
Way ahead of you buddy
No, you need to drink for the buffalo effect. Drinking kills the slow cells in your body so only the strong ones survive.
Misleading. Most alcohol you drink isn’t strong enough to sanitize. You need to buy Everclear. And it has to be the 190 proof stuff
I have some snake oil that goes down a lot easier I must say
Easier than 190 proof alcohol? Lies, nothing goes down as easily
Most patent medicine, from whence the “snake oil” term originates, was in significant part ethanol.
If you drink it with apple juice it’s really nice
… and now that I think about it, apples keep doctors away so like… double points or whatever
Doctors hate this one simple trick!
I had a sophomoric urge to get smashed day-drinking. It’s the kind of urge I typically (always) ignore. But I think you just changed my mind. Glug glug glug…
Meh, this is a problem that will solve itself.
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Go for 99.9% pure Industrial Isopropyl Alcohol for fastest results.
