Guess the game.
Your friend has enslaved a local tribesmen and is having them craft a hat using leather made from their sons skin.
Kenshi
Lol I’m entranced by how hard it is to find the loop in this. The eyebrows give away one end of it, but it’s hard to see the other end.
Rust
Rimworld
Winner
Stardew Valley
BigYiff69 is edging to a match-3 game in My Waifu HVAC Repair Elf 6
Why do I find “match-3” most offensive part of that thought?
It’s the most offensive part of that sentence. Followed by “waifu”, then “game”
Knowing CK3 it is too dangerous that it would say “Marrying your sister”. So gonna stay in invisible mode
Marrying your sister is mild. Fucking every female in your family is par for the course on some runs
Your friend is currently destroying his computer as he died at 95% of tidal wave
I have played many games similar to this one, and I hate to admit this, but I think I’m too stupid for CK3. I just don’t know enough about English royalty/gentry shit to keep up.
I always assumed from videos I’ve watched that the point of the game is to either manage shit around Europe/Asia or fuck around as a noble of Bumfucknowhere, denouncing the pope, spying on your spouse, sending your entire court to jail, all for shits and giggles.
The point is create a eugenics empire of giant geniuses who come out of the womb ready to tear a grown man’s head off his shoulders.
And that other stuff.
I went with beautiful albinos, but same idea
I want a battle sim version of ck3.
Like Digital Risk but with terrain and type advantages right down to being able to control different active battlefields as the general or maybe even squad formation level if you wanted.
The background can be all the complicated incest avoidance/embracing.
Basically the opposite of ck3.
I still want the option to make allies or trade treaties, just maybe let me hand it off to the cpu if I want
You just described the Total War series
Yep, @[email protected] could look into Medieval 2 Total War for the combat where terrain, morale and troop fatigue matters, though it’s sorely lacking in the incest department and internal political intrigue.
Alas, incest simulator three will just have to wait
On my last CK3 run I seduced the Pope, went on pilgrimage to Jerusalem, picked a twink in Syria, then made him a lord in Northern Italy upon our return, then my character lost his fucking mind and banged the man’s wife
Steam: Your friend has died 7 times fighting the boss.
I’m glad FromSoft doesn’t keep track. Some bosses had to take me at least 30-40 attempts.
Turns out they did (for DS2 at least) and a user on the other site compiled the data into a series of convenient graphs so you can see what the win-loss rate is for all bosses sorted by console.
Amazing.
Steam, do not tell my friends of the unspeakable crimes that I commit in Rimworld. Only God can judge my sins.
Toribor is removing the legs of an octogenarian to prevent further escape attempts
Organ harvesting isn’t a crime, in many planets on the rim
It is a difference how you treat those you harvest organs from. 👀
His friend is The Spiffing Brit.
Great, everything is there except the name of the game…
Isn’t this a clipped area of a larger screen that has the game as context?
Correct. This looks like it’s taken from the game info page in the users library, if it were taken from their friend list it would have context for which game it is.
Is it not crusader kings 3?
I think they mean in the steam pop up.
i haven’t used steam a while (so i could be wrong), but it seems like that’s not a pop up. it looks like it’s part of the information that shows up when you click a game in your library. so i guess it would make sense the name of the game isn’t display there (since it’s somewhere else on the page)
I think in the friends list it also lists the game in a section and then all the friends playing the game
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Xcom
Same with Discord. I love being able to comment on whatever my buddy is doing when they think they are enjoying a private play session
I think Discord calls it Discord Rich Presence. It’s such a good feature, and I always get excited when I see it implemented. Sometimes when I look it up I’m lucky enough to find mods that add it for some of my games, too.
Tencent also loves that
For some games yes, but I don’t think I’d want people seeing me playing Amorous and finding out I’m in the middle of any NSFW bedroom scenes.
“AceFuzzLord, has cum 13 times to the same blue bird boy”
That’s not fair. It doesn’t count the time between when you get off and then when you actually clean up and stop the video and look at yourself in shame
Mark the game as private.
Knowing Steam, that’s not a sure thing
Steam: Your friend is playing Mass Effect 3!
Currently throwing money at an Asari stripper
I thought that was on 2? Not even a proper stripper, just a dancer in one of the Omega clubs
I don’t know if I want my friends knowing that I’m typically murdering prostitutes at the Valentine Saloon or getting lap dances at the Vanilla Unicorn before I shoot the place up. Can’t let Wade have all the fun.
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I’m loving CK3 right now.
Where are you posted? In my current run, I started as the count of Gotland, and then invaded Frisia. A few generations later, and all of the British Isles are viking, as is Scandinavia, Germany and France.
Last I played, my dynasty had 10 Kingdoms under its belt, ruled by various cousins and uncles of the main branch.
I’ve been playing Norse for a while. Just switched back to the Ireland campaign. I’m pretty new to the game and still learning how to effectively retain control after succession.
I started on xbox, which strips out a lot of granularity and only picked up the full version on a kbd/mouse device about a month ago. Reading game tips made me aware of mechanics that xbox lacked. I haven’t lasted more than several generations because I still learn from mistakes and start over. I’m getting there. Great game.
Love the game, been playing Ck2 and 3 for about a decade now.
A big part is making sure your lands are not split up too much each generation. Usually this means conquering or revoking from a vassal a new duchy per son, so the core remains intact on sucession. Like real life, Tyranny is just a number if you have the army to back it up.
Another big part is military strength. Betroth your newborns to people with big armies. Keep in mind the product of said unions will inherit claims to your land. Also, Knights and Men at Arms are wayyyy stronger than levies. If you’re playing Norse, they cost prestige, not gold, so you can maintain as many as your monthly prestige income allows, and battle, feast, and raid to boost your prestige over time to afford more.
Raiding is a HUGE boon for the Norse. Best places are counties in Ireland early, and then Brittany, Spain, and Cornwall as you become more powerful. Just be sure you scout the place out and make sure the ruler doesn’t have better troops than you, or you’ll go home with nothing!
Thanks! I saved this comment to review later when I’m more awake.
The new Legend mechanic is pretty hilarious with the Asatru horde. I’d conquered all of Catholicism by my second ruler because you can spam out the generic Defender of the Holy Site legend, spread it fast as fuck because of course they gave the Norse more bonuses, and basically buy a Kingdom Holy War CB every couple of years while also mass converting territory.
Then the second ruler died and I’m still on Confederate Partition so now there are five Norse Empires in control of Western Europe. I’d considered going full Blood Empire and trying to eradicate all dynasties but mine but I’m not sure that’s even possible anymore.
