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Stamets to [email protected] • 1 year ago

Off to a great start

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Off to a great start

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Stamets to [email protected] • 1 year ago
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    3•1 year ago

    “What the fuck do you mean ‘go straight then 90 degrees right?’ At what point do I go diagonal?”

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    34•1 year ago

    “It’s always two steps forward one step sideways with you Gary”

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    43•1 year ago

    “Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.”

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      7•1 year ago

      Ah, Bishop Chalmers, welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

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        3•1 year ago

        Can I interest you in some steamed hams?

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    30•1 year ago

    i love how u cant tell which one is saying it

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      15•1 year ago

      Bishop’s glass is full, Horse’s glass is almost empty.

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        10•1 year ago

        The attention to detail is astounding

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      6•1 year ago

      Bishop looks exasperated so it’s possibly him

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    19•1 year ago

    What the hell do you mean “appear” on the right shoulder of the queen?

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    No, in fact, you could say it more clearly because that word, “appear”, does not describe an act of movement! And on top of that, the queen has a wall of pawns blocking all passage. How am I supposed to get past?

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    What the fuck does “instant transmission” mean?!

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    14•1 year ago

    “Your directions were fucking impossible to follow.”

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    5•1 year ago

    “Well, at least I don’t walk like a drunk catching a fall.”

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