Warning: NSFW language
“Jewish men have small cocks because they can’t use them after they get married,” Giuliani said, according to the transcript. “Whereas the Italian use them all their lives so they get bigger.”
Giuliani railed against how Jewish people “want to go through that freaking Passover all the time” and how they should “get over the Passover” because it was 3,000 years ago. “OK, the Red Sea parted,” the transcript reads. “Big deal. Not the first time that happened.”
Giuliani doesn’t elaborate on other instances when the Red Sea was parted.
The transcripts also feature Giuliani discussing which celebrities are Republican. Giuliani is trying to think of someone in particular and Dunphy volunteers that Matt Damon is “very liberal.”
“Matt Damon is a fag,” Giuliani replies. “Matt Damon is also 5’2″, eyes are blue. Coochi-coochie-coochie-coo.”
Various websites list Damon as around 5’10”. It’s unclear why Giuliani invoked the 1920s song “Has Anybody Seen My Girl? (Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue)” or what it has to do with the actor.
Then there are the lewd comments directed toward Dunphy. “Come here, big tits,” Giuliani says on one occasion, according to the transcript. “Come here, big tits. Your tits belong to me. Give them to me [indiscernable]. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. These are my tits.”
Giuliani doesn’t elaborate on other instances when the Red Sea was parted.
I don’t know why but this was so funny reading it.
Because it was a joke.
Guiliani doesn’t elaborate on other times the red sea was parted
Made me laugh
Same. And then that Matt Damon bit made me howl.
That right there is quality journalism.
True scumbag. Belongs in jail right next to Cheeto chimp.
Happily, he was included in the latest indictment, I think.
Seeing a lot of comments about dementia here, but I honestly think he’s just a drunk. Seen plenty of drunks in my life speak like this. Random, almost non-nonsensical comments. Random bits of songs. Screams drunkard to me.
The only part that sounded like dementia to me was the reference to the old song. The part about, “I want to claim my tits,” sounded waaay more like alcohol
I agree, but just wanted to add that this in no way removes blame from Rudy. He’d likely be just like this, but slightly more toned down if he was completely sober. His drunken state is likely just dropping whatever inhibitions he had and getting him to vocalize them out loud.
“These are my tits” is definitely drunk talk.
And makes me imagine Rudy with a rocking pair of F Cups…
This might be the first time I actually agree that I look at too much porn.
yeah, came here to say that he’s high and operating on pure associative thinking without any sort of rational filtering on top of it
This isn’t dementia, Rudy’s just a dinosaur. A lot of big shots were sleazeballs behind closed doors when he came up half a century ago but most had the good sense to retire, die or at least stop saying their vilest thoughts out loud by now.
He’s also likely constantly drunk which lowers his inhibitions. So while a hypothetical Sober Rudy might know better than to say this stuff out loud, drunk Rudy just blurts it out.
It also doesn’t help that 30% of Americans seem to hear this stuff and think “that’s perfectly normal and I see nothing wrong with that.”
Rudy, getting ready to hang with Brutus and Cassius in the afterlife
He sounds very, very much like how my ex-boss’s father did when he was deep in the grips of alzheimers. So many odd, off the cuff comments, and just nonstop bizarre sexual commentary.
Two words:
Ron.
Jeremy.
Hedge Hog
Hey, that America’s Mayor!
He really is, without irony
Well I just vomited in my own mouth
How, how many times? Cause I can’t stop, send help.
When reading the audio transcripts, it’s best to just let the vomit flow. Just let it out.
Sasha Baron Cohen got it right the second time
All Jewish men with large cocks should send him pictures to refute his claim.
And Italian men with small cocks!
Starting with Rudy himself.
I really feel like he doesn’t understand the nuances of the modern cock and multiple types of penis-havers need to let him see what is out there.
What’s up with Republican men and always being concerned with other men’s genitalia? Also, I know this is purely anecdotal and humorously hypocritical because of my first comment, but my stepdad is Jewish and I’ve accidentally seen the outline of it getting out of a hot tub. Homie is packing.
It goes beyond Republicans. It’s all the right leaning insecure macho men that struggle to prove their manhood. So, they result to trivial shit like dick size and fearing someone thinking they’re gay. Losers.
The ven diagram of reactionary politics and male insecurity is a circle.
I am white but born and raised in a pacific islander nation around pacific islanders. There are no men on the planet more manly and tough than pacific islanders IMO. But they are also humble, caring, giving, loving, respectful and in general some of the best people you will ever meet in this life. Piss them off and watch a real warrior comes out.
This weird American macho thing is not tough at all. To me I just see a bunch of weak posers that if called out by a real man, most would cry and beg to not get beat.
This idea of a “real man” is part of “this weird American macho thing”.
There are no men on the planet more manly and tough than pacific islanders IMO. But they are also humble, caring, giving, loving, respectful and in general some of the best people you will ever meet in this life. Piss them off and watch a real warrior comes out.
Ah, see, being a “real warrior” is sadly not an evolutionary advantage, at least not in the last few thousands of years.
The reason those people you are talking about are not extinct is that they were lucky to live on a remote island.
This weird American macho thing is not tough at all. To me I just see a bunch of weak posers that if called out by a real man, most would cry and beg to not get beat.
They are not tough by themselves, however they are part of a societal system allowing them as a bunch to be stronger than those real men. Then that system kills or enslaves the real men, and members of this crowd can play the macho thing without being afraid of anything.
That’s how this works. Some of my ancestors are from a nation a bit similar to your pacific islanders, only unfortunately not from an island.
they are part of a societal system allowing them as a bunch to be stronger than those real men
Bingo. Reactionary politics and male insecurity are one and the same, because reactionary political movements are constantly in search of a justification for the established hierarchy because it lacks a logical one.
It is the political equivalent of “small dick energy”
Yes… even there, it has been colonized and the real power lies in the hands of rich white people who are not from the land. The whole colonization experience that nations all over the world have experienced though time has happened there too. Whether by complete genocide or by slowly taking over, using blood quantum and other things. It is genocide.
But do they have small cocks?
Technically Sephardic Jews have lots of Iberian and Italian admixture, which would mean that theirs should have some similarities with that of, eh, Italians.
And also Jews are initially a Middle-Eastern population, so more like Africans than like Finns, if you know what I mean.
if you’re Jewish and didn’t know it clap your hands… then rub it to warm it up and start stroking, because you need to enhance it.
These people are absolutely toxic. No wonder he got along with Trump so well.
The word is facists. These men are fascists and letting them anywhere near power is going to destroy America and probably half the world with it
