• TheHarpyEagle
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        71 year ago

        Why the hell are cargo pants so maligned in even the everyday casual fashion world? They’re fucking awesome.

        • @[email protected]
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          71 year ago

          Girls think we are hoarding the good pockets. They don’t realize it’s actually Big Handbag that got rid of their pocketses

          • TheHarpyEagle
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            41 year ago

            Seriously! I hardly ever carry a handbag because it’s more likely than not that I’ll eventually lose it. Losing my pants is a lot less common, and there’s so much room for stuff! Wallet, keys, phone, knife, dog treats, cool rocks, maybe a snake. The possibilities are endless!

  • Roflmasterbigpimp
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    291 year ago

    I take the Rock! It’s much more durable than the stick and I bet it is really pleasant to hold. Also I can easily place it on my desk after I come home.

    And I like to imagine how long it took for this rock to get his shape.

    • IndiBrony
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      41 year ago

      I imagine it got its shape by doing plenty of push ups, pull ups and drinking lots of juice.

  • @[email protected]
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    101 year ago

    Stick. Rock is just heavy thing you carry and maybe throw once. Stick, you can swing that puppy around all fucking day.

  • TeoTwawki
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    161 year ago

    Stickalibur. You are now the one true king of a small wooded area.

    • DUMBASS
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      71 year ago

      Could you imagine the skips that rock would make!

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        51 year ago

        Honestly, it’s so perfect I’d probably choke and get 2 skips out of it. Anytime I stop and select a good stone I overthink it and throw terribly, anytime I just grab one and toss it I get 4 or 5 skips (6 if no one’s around to see it).

        • DUMBASS
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          21 year ago

          Nothing worse than getting that perfect angle to slice through the water and it just goes “Blop” and it’s gone.

  • littleblue✨
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    31 year ago

    With a strap? I’m taking the rock, but if it’s CQC? Sharpened stick every time. Spear > staff > sword, etc.

  • @[email protected]
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    181 year ago

    sticks are everywhere, that rock tho, you skip that 6 times into a sunset and the genie that lives inside that rock will grant you a wish.