One of these a day keeps the doctor away… But keep the coroner on speed dial.
So when do we get Flaming Hot flavored hot dogs? Because there’s Flaming Hot everything else.
I’m holding out for Baja Brats.
Well sadly the world is at a point where I have no idea if this is real or not.
More American than a monster truck jumping over 100 bald eagles on the 4th of July.
Sir you have been reported to the authorities.
You did not indicate the excessive use of Budweiser in your comment about American culture.
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This is what happens when you eat too many freeze pops.
And this isn’t an obvious plant?
“except those naturally occurring in mountain dew”
Ah yes, the vast fields of from the mountain Dew. There cans of Dew occur naturally.
It’s what happens when you water your hot dog tree with mountain dew.
It’s what hot dogs crave.
Oh so those are the dogs that were let out.
Seems to me that someone caught the dogs and wrapped in Mountain Dew ads.
Don’t do drugs.
Or you’ll end up with a job in the US food industry.The most unbelievable part of this image is that they’re only 120 calories.
…wonder what the caffeine content is.
What kind of sugars are so low in calories that you can add 20g of them but end up with just 120 (kilo)calories?
Sucralose.
If you added however many grams of regular sucrose adds up to 120 calories, then the rest of the 20 grams as sucralose, technically you could make it work.
Does sucralose count towards “sugars”?
Legally / nutrition labelly, no. But it is a sugar, just not one we can digest.
Surprisingly low calories…
you need to pair that with some hotdog flavored soda.
And a chocolate starfish
What are we looking at here?
Skulls, looks like.
Check the username.
I tried adding the comment: “Interesting little spots, I’d be unable to distinguish between meat products or mold.”
