Reasons not to eat meat omg.
"Some tapeworm larvae can live in a human brain for years without causing problems. Others can wreak havoc, often when they start to die, which causes inflammation. The most common symptoms are seizures, headaches and dizziness. ADVERTISEMENT
There are roughly 2,000 hospitalizations for the condition, known as neurocysticercosis, each year in the United States, according to the journal Emerging Infectious Diseases.
Scott Gardner, curator of the Manter Laboratory for Parasitology at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, said once any worm is in a brain, cells calcify around it. “And you’re going to basically have almost like a tumor that’s there forever. It’s not going to go anywhere.”"
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Yeah I’m not so sure about BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE this brain worm stuff.
Poor thing probably starved to death.
I switched to a garlic shampoo.
Top tier roast
More like the found a parasitic RFK on a tapeworm.
The weird thing was it wasn’t even a parasitic worm, it was just a regular earth worm.
Believable.
That explains SOME of the things.
Lmao
literally had brainworms
which literally starved in his head
good grief you couldn’t pay me to admit that shit
This would all be so much funnier if I lived on a space station
Don’t forget the mercury poisoning!
TBH I’m worried about how the RFK Jr fans will shift to the GOP.
Trump and Biden are polling around 40%, RFK at around 10%, so Trump would have a definitive victory depending on where the RFK Voters flee to and how many if any crawl out of the woodwork for Biden.
His brain is so toxic that the unfortunate worm died of poisoning.
Maybe that was literally the case, he apparently had mercury poisoning at around the same time.
It’s starting to sound like a retelling of the old lady who swallowed the fly.
Someone needs to invite /u/Poem_for_your_sprog to Lemmy.
Oh my god brainworms are real
A goa’uld?
Indeed
That explains a lot.
why doesn’t that include the ending
I don’t know, but here’s the full episode.
(I’ve seen it already lol)
That makes so much sense.
