don’t call me shirley
Everybody that I’m referring to for the purposes of this song was kung fu fighting
From my understanding there were relatively as fast as lightning but clearly not literally.
However, it’s not hyperbole to say that it was a little bit frightening.
They may, in fact, not have had true expertise.
Wasn’t it more like not quite expert timing?
There must have been at least one guy doing Wing Chun
That’s a walking Lemmy comment right there.
Now this is a conspiracy theory I can get behind
Several people were kung fu fighting
Their speed was metaphorically lightning
I must admit I was mildly startled.
But I must also admit their timing was satisfactory.
Is that logo on the port-a-potty a reference to Back to the Future 2?
I came to say the same. It’s what I thought of when I saw it.
I also question how fast their moves really were, as it’s impossible to be fast as lightning.
And even if they were, how is that even a little bit frightening?
So many thunderclaps!
You wouldn’t be frightened by some literally physically impossible moves?
Hell no! I’d be stoked because that would be dope to witness!
“Trust, but verify.”
All the sources (1) agree that everybody was kung fu fighting. In addition, no verifiable source mentions that nobody was kung fu fighting. In conclusion, we can assume that everybody was actually kung fu fighting. [I have a PhD in physical anthropology]
Was this before or after the man in the back said “everyone attack”?
Why is everybody not dancing now? I specifically requested it.
You can dance if you want to.
Kung Fu fighting is definitely not safety dancing. At all.
It’s the year 2145, and dancing has been deemed unsafe due to widespread kung-fu fighting and the NaeNaepocalypse of 2099. AI-controlled synthetic automatons now perform all dance-related functions. Automatic, systematic, full of color, self-contained fembots have eliminated the need for humans to engage in dancing. Captivating stimulating, filled with space age design, rhythmatic and acrobatic, they are dynamite attractions, geared to really blow your mind. Dancing, dancing, dancing.
Furthermore, everyone was an expert fighter, being all faster than lightning.
Although, it was a little bit frightening.
Don’t call me Shirley
A healthy amount of skepticism is indeed important.
Some of them were too busy Dancing the Kung Fu.
That shirt is not as hard as that Oasis juice box he’s holding.
Dammit! That song will be stuck in my head for days!
There are worse fates.
It felt so “wrong.”
Be glad it’s not Baby Shark or Hamster Dance.
