Wait, is monster nitro still around?
Unfortunately, yes.
Its the best one!
For some reason, I used to drink this stuff a few years ago. Now I can’t stand it at all.
It tastes like blood because you’re going to get punched in your potty mouth for ordering it.
Liver failure.
I notice the Monster says “super dry” at the top. I assume that’s NOT in reference to its sugar content.
The ones that are sugar free specify that in big letters, so yeha it’s probably the standard 9-12% sugar that most energy drinks are
That Nitro Monster uses nitrogen gas instead of carbon dioxide for the fizzies, and it’s rather dense.
Why they call it ‘super dry’, I don’t quite know, but if you ever tried one, it sorta makes sense.
In alcoholic drinks, it refers to a low sugar content. I figured even if this was not in America, it probably would still say “low sugar” or “sugar free” like it does here, but the other reply makes me think that isn’t that case, and this DOES refer to it having a low sugar content in other parts of the world.
Wait is dry actually related to sugar content? I mean it makes obvious sense now that you said it but I’m so used to using dry/sweet for wine based on the taste and never really made that connection that it was sweeter because it actually had more sugar, I guess I thought it was pixie dust making it sweeter.
Dry is used both for the sugar content and the mouth feel from tannins in wine, but yeah, it’s usually referring to the residual grape sugars left after fermentation. Dry = low sugar,
It’s not even shit beer… Why destroy it?
It’s a disposable beverage, who cares?
Beer aficionados.
Is that like… a furry thing?
I mean, kinda, yeah.
I consider this to be a hate crime against my people.
It’s not a hate crime the first time.
Imagine what the Guinness people are thinking about this…
I am the Guinness people. ^^
That was indeed the joke.
Not enough Guinness I guess :)
I mean, it’s only 3:40 pm where I live now. But later? Sure!
Pfft, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere in the world
This is definitely a hate crime against gamers.
I consider this a hate crime no matter the people.
Heart attack juice
Mixing alcohol and caffeine is known for being specially dangerous.
Tell that to my cocaine.
I didn’t try it, but I can confidently answer your question anyway:
Ass.
This is heresy
What a terrible thing to do to a Guinness
Is Guinness supposed to be good? Or just everyday average you can count on to get a decent buzz on.
It’s known more for being smooth, not really a beer to just get trashed on, but you definitely can.
I’ll have to give it another go with fresh intent. Thanks
Keep in mind, there’s different kinds. It’s best on tap, but they make cans that simulate a fresh pour.
There’s also Guinness stout, which is more bitter. Personally, I like stouts but they’re not for everyone. I’d call their stout decent but it’s not my favorite as stouts go.
I enjoy it. Good texture and slightly above average taste for the price in my opinion.
Not exactly the same but on New Year’s I created this monstrosity. Green food coloring, vodka, and Beast Monster with a Takis garnish, served with a side of Tums. It was absolutely noxious.
this comment gave me a headache, thank you
That’s actually beautiful
Aaaargh! My eyes!
Tastes buds: Hell YEAH!!!
Heart: Da fuq!!! …----…-----…-… X_x
