Honestly? I don’t even know if the wacky shit is necessary. The money pill and the 10% extra rest per sleep is just fine by me.
groundhog day. I want to spend as much time with my kids as I can and I need a break from work.
So essentially there’s a lot of OP pills here:
- Change skin color - wow, a great help in a heist or to make magic shows
- Control all TVs in fast food places - you can literally roll unbannable propaganda for everyone to see!
- Teleport to closest beach at any time - again, absolute save in heist; also, you’d be an amazing courier for some saltwater port!
- Turds are silver - that’s a loooot of silver
- Summon a Dr.Pepper every 14,5 hours anywhere - just summon it into someone’s head or into some mechanism and enjoy the show
- Immune to cancer - now you’re the leading patient for research against cancer! You are the key to ending it once and for all!
- Shoebox with anything that can fit into it - fill to the brim with the most valuable resources in existence! Help humanity and earn some cash!
- Control a single milliliter of water - you’ll be a God of precise technology. Also, you can probably misplace a bit of important fluid in the body to kill a person.
- Get the answer to any question once - that could be anything! The meaning of life, the universal physical theory, the way to build a just and wonderful world…you name it.
Change skin color - wow, a great help in a heist
Make skin white. Rob bank. Make skin nonwhite. Get arrested for “fitting the description.”
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They all look like webcam covers.
I’m taking the collapse civilisation, twice
You caused a civilization underflow. The world is now almost maximally civilized.
Saving earth here
Get the answer to any question seems like it would make me the next Einstein. Or the answer would be 42.
Immune to cancer And just to annoy people the “Make bell sounds at will” one
Groundhog day for a year and immune to cancer is the only sane choice.
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I’ll take two shoeboxes filled with gold. With a size of 35x25x13cm it’ll be 11,375cm³ which can contain 219.77kg of gold worth €15,519,086. That’s €31,038,172 for two shoeboxes. I think I’ll be able to make a good early retirement on that.
Man you should check out how much rhodium is worth…
Edit: and Polonium-209
Holy shit $49 billy a gram for polonium 209 (from the first source I found).
I figured the easy one would be some rare hue of diamond but gdamn
I’ll just hop on down to the Cash for Rhodium store and offload that then I guess.
How would you sell it ?
Printer ink has to be worth a million times that.
3.14 million and the answer to the question of the best stock to invest in for a 5 year return.
or you can get billions by asking for a shoebox with the hardware wallet of a high profile bitcoin whale and still have a second pill.
Wouldn’t you crash the value of bitcoin trying to sell that many of them?
Who would you sell them to?
I’ll take my idea thanks.
Surely it would dip when the news got out but btc is very liquid.
Also, the risk of a wallet leak has always been there, this wouldn’t uncover anything that wasn’t previously known about it.
You wouldn’t even need to take Bitcoin someone has access to.
There’s tons of Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies that are theoretically unrecoverable because the private keys to the wallets containing them have been lost, or the hard drives they were on were sent to a landfill (and thus began the world’s shittiest treasure hunt).
However, by spending any of that Bitcoin you’d probably make international headlines and end up starting a market panic, because the most likely explanation for gaining access to that Bitcoin is that you found and exploited some vulnerability in the protocol itself.
Or maybe ask for the shoe box to be full of a block of pure gold? Probably easier to sell and should have a value of about $18M.
we can start talking at $ 100M
Can you choose where Dr. Pepper bottle is summoned? If yes, you could just summon one in the throats of Putin, Trump, and anyone else who is a threat to global peace.
π million dollars and perfectly nutritious chocolate.
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