Oh nards
Luckily my testicles weren’t studied, so I must be safe. Right?
If you don’t look,
you won’t see it, it’s not there. Right?
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The next song is called… Shooting microplastics from my cock
Huh, I didn’t even notice when I got tested
Children of Men…
Cumfetti
Answering the real question: “The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample.” Saved you a click.
Why were there an odd number of testes tested? In general, the come in pairs.
If they steal both, someone would notice. Steal one and replace it with a neuticle, and no one’s the wiser.
Honestly, I wasn’t watching when I had my vasectomy. I might be a statistic.
They messed up some of the samples and didn’t include them in the data
Oh God… Were the samples… the testes? Were they just thrown out like old leftovers?
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Yeah…I like money, though…
microplastics are stored in the balls
Along with the pee? Damn my balls are pulling some double duty
That’s why there are two.
Are those that ejaculate multiple times a day safe? Asking for a friend.
I’m surprised how few comments there are making this joke
Was the study done on plastic man? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic_Man
Reminds me of Charles Moore talking about Bisphenol-A and males in Garbage Island.
They don’t call me Ping Pong Balls for nothing.
