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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 year ago

Anon is suspicious

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Anon is suspicious

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    91•1 year ago

    Farming is the second game breaking exploit discovered by humanity, after persistence hunting.

    • @[email protected]
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      It’s weird that you specify “persistence” in relation to hunting. Why wouldn’t something that requires less calorie expenditure, like trapping be more notable? Or if not trapping, then projectile weapons.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•1 year ago

        Weird that you randomly got downvote bombed for asking a question. Lol.

      • @[email protected]
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        66•1 year ago

        They’re probably referencing another greentext from the perspective of a fast sprinting Elk that can’t escape the long-distance persistence endurance of a bipedal human hunter:

        • @[email protected]
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          17•1 year ago

          the fact you seem to imply that knowledge about primitive hunting strategies is a reference to a greentext gave me psychic damage

          is this not semi-common knowledge? Common among nerds at the very least

          • @[email protected]
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            14•1 year ago

            It is common knowledge, I merely guessed they used that specific hunting strategy over other “food hacks” because this is literally a greentext community.

        • @[email protected]
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          11•1 year ago

          This genetic dead end appears

          Never thought I would see/hear this sentence. Of course it would come from 4chan.

      • Drusas
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        14•1 year ago

        Humans are better at running long distance than doing short sprints.

      • rockerface 🇺🇦
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        45•1 year ago

        Trapping wasn’t invented by humans. Spiderwebs exist. But no other species has the ability to run for as long as humans. We’re also one of the best species at throwing objects with precision

        • @[email protected]
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          2•1 year ago

          What about wolves / dogs?

          • @[email protected]
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            3•1 year ago

            Nope, dogs tire out faster than humans, assuming both are fit and average.

            • @[email protected]
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              4•1 year ago

              iirc dogs do out perform humans but only in cold climates. They’re also second place in general which is a big part of how the whole dog thing got started.

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                1•1 year ago

                I guess that makes sense, them having warm coats and all

      • @[email protected]
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        6•1 year ago

        You can’t trap a mammoth, and a mammoth feeds the tribe for weeks

        • @[email protected]
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          4•1 year ago

          It’s thought that the discovery could shed new light on how humans hunted mammoths, with archaeologists surmising that groups of 20 to 30 human hunters would have used torches and branches to separate individual mammoths from the herd, and steer them into the traps.

          https://newatlas.com/science/mammoth-hunting-mexico/

  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 year ago

    https://youtu.be/_pDTiFkXgEE?si=uVGxdfQMPEw504Ch

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      It comes out of the fucking ground!

  • @[email protected]
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    43•1 year ago

    Infinite food glitch

    • Hegar
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      10•1 year ago

      Pfft some glitch, you have to accept a massive nerf to average height, dental hygiene, disease load and interpersonal violence. Broad spectrum subsistence has a much higher skill cap.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        Just farm more than one plant?

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          Instructions unclear, all is corn now.

  • BarqsHasBite
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    41•1 year ago

    Comes out of the fucking ground!

    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 year ago

      That’s numberwang!

    • Ace! _SL/S
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      15•1 year ago

      I hate when my freshly grown pizzas start doing that. Always a bother to chase them as soon as they’re rolling away

  • @[email protected]
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    7•1 year ago

    I don’t get how does it work for food but not gold

  • @[email protected]
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    22•1 year ago

    Brainstorming the next conspiracy theory, trying to see who takes the bait.

  • @[email protected]
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    25•1 year ago

    Apparently food does grow on trees!

  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 year ago

    This is meme is going to age badly.

  • sag
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    10•1 year ago

    Server Owner need to patch this ASAP.

  • @[email protected]
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    38•1 year ago

    Only works if you use Brawndo – it’s got what plants crave!

    • @[email protected]
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      6•1 year ago

      It got electrolytes!

    • @[email protected]
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      10•1 year ago

      Hey that’s good. You sure you’re not the smartest guy in the world?

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        I don’t think so. I watched “Idiocracy” for years before realizing it has

        a brief post-credits scene

        in which the pimp character wakes up from his cryogenic sleep and goes looking for his money.

  • @[email protected]
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    13•1 year ago

    The trick is getting enough food out of the ground to survive on. Turns out that’s a lot of work.

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