Baby Hitler:
gut ga bbbbbbbBaby Hitler’s Dad:
Was machst du mit meinem Baby?Exiting my time machine I grab the baby while its mother’s back is turned and abscond to a distant year where I can read this textbook out loud to a baby.
“I want to connect with you, emotionally :)” out-of-touch-ass mf
Index funds are emotional for him, spreadsheets are his love language.
This is obviously a bit guys.
No, he actually is often asked this
power of people in a business context, which is always morally good
there is no amount of reeducation that would fix people like this
I’m often asked “would you go back in time and kill baby Hitler?”
howwww often exactly is Ken Cheng asked this? I would like it quantified please. Like how many people have approached him and asked him this question in the past year.
It’s just one of those things that comes up in casual conversation.
Where’d you go to school?
What do you do for work?
Where did you grow up?
If you could travel back into the past and kill Hitler as a baby, would you?
Strong and healthy business connections like Hitler had with IBM, Krupps and Henry Ford could save millions of lives
This is what I’m saying
Rich Hitler would’ve just been waaaay more efficient at killing people
The internet is so cool because people can conjure up all sorts of wacky stories!
First index fund was in 1972, but I guess this scenario already has time travel
They had mutual funds and they were doing the dumbest shit with leveraging them in the late 20s and well you probably know what happened next.
They want to connect with you… emotionally
I swear, these idiots think they’re geniuses for telling the internet “cronyism good”, because cronyism is just what “business connections” is.
I mean…I don’t want to be the guy to say European culture was the problem, but there were German concentration camps when Adolf was just 16 years old and British concentration camps before even that. Additionally Hitler wasn’t responsible for eugenics, that was just Western European science originating in…the 1800’s I believe? I mean scientists were literally publishing books on how the poor and the disabled were destroying society, and eugenics continued for a short while after the end of WW2 (until very recently as well if you include Israel and what’s being done to people in detention camps at the border in America). Killing baby Hitler doesn’t stop the psychopathy. Apparently the Nazis were huge fans of Ukraine because they were impressed with how dedicated the Ukrainians were to killing (Poles? Jewish people?). Balfour for example aided in the creation of Israel not out of a love for Jewish people, but because he was a rabid antisemite who wanted to remove Jewish people from Europe. Churchill actually admired Hitler and sent a letter telling him he actually agrees with him.
Basically Stalin shouldn’t have stopped at Berlin.
A fascist made a business connection and saved a life today. Have you?
Time traveling to WW1, shooting his stupid-mustache having ass in the head and then giving AK-47’s to the Spartacists
Hitler had some good ideas he just didn’t embrace vertical integration and didn’t understand KPIs. If I had a time machine I would go back and give Hitler Scrum.
They are posting harder than us. Hexbear could never come up with bits this good (we are libs)
Right how is nobody seeing this is a bit lmao
many such cases!
He’s literally a comedian, but this is a good bit because it’s indistinguishable from the actual ”motivational” garbage you’d see on that site.
Holy shit, are you telling me we all just got bamboozled here? If this really is a bit, it certainly fooled me.
Oh I hope this is true because these are exactly the kind of people who lurk in my nightmares.
We don’t have the levels of Evil in our souls to write this and not instantly erupt into flame
